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“I was busy perusing the suicide notes and waiting for Belvedere's water to finish its treatment when I heard a thud from Cookie's office. Then a mousy squeak. The a throaty moan.

"Cookie," I said, wiggling my fingers at Belvedere to get him acquainted to with our strange ways, "are you masturbating?"

"No, I got a paper cut."

Oh, I didn't see that coming.”
― Darynda Jones, Seventh Grave and No Body

“¿Sabes que los hombres como tú, que evaden las relaciones, normalmente son los que se enamoran con más fuerza?”
― Vi Keeland

“I write to discover what I know.”
― Flannery O'Connor

“—También te oí gemir —añadió Fabian—. Parecías un alce pastando.”
― Jennifer L. Armentrout, Valiente