Caitlin Strozewski

“And when I say the Fashion Police, of course I’m speaking of the small group of screeching gay guys and fashion “experts” on that E! show led by the reanimated corpse of Joan Rivers.”
― Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

“In the Shakespearean comedies, the wedding is the end, and there isn't much indication of what happily ever after will look like day to day. In real life, shouldn't a wedding be an awesome party you throw with your great pal, in the presence of a bunch of your other friends? A great day, for sure, but not the beginning and certainly not the end of your friendship with a person you can't wait to talk about gardening with for the next forty years.”
― Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

“My version of an Irish exit has an air of deception to it, because it includes my asking loudly, “Where’s the bathroom?” and making theatrical looking-around gestures like a lost foreign tourist. But then, instead of finding the bathroom, I sneakily grab my coat and leave.”
― Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?

“So, with my zit throbbing like a nightclub, I went to the interview.”
― Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?