Paula Macgregor

“Is that it?”
“No. That’s a wall.”
“It could be disguised.”
“You’re not very good at looking for things, are you?”
“I’m good at looking for walls. Look, I found another one.”
― Derek Landy, Kingdom of the Wicked

“The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.”
― George Carlin