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“It seems to happen sudden—a fighter gets good. He gets easy and graceful. He learns how to save himself—no energy wasted... he slips and slides— he travels with the punch. . . . Oh, sure, I like the way you're shaping up.”
― Clifford Odets, Golden Boy

“Why I Like Being Baldy

• Never have to pay for a haircut
• No need for styling
• The birds love it
• You can get together with a fellow baldy and pretend to be a pair of tits
• You can pretend to be Ming the Merciless, Emperor of the Galaxy, with more conviction than people with hair
• It makes you look hard
• Richard O’Brien
• You can draw a line down the middle of your head and pretend to be a cock
• A hat will always fit
• No dickies
• Save money on Shampoo
• Time saver should you wish to become ordained into an order of Buddhist monks

Why I Don’t Like Being Baldy

• Can never make a balloon static to entertain a child
• Might get mistaken for Ross Kemp
• Lack of hair”
― Steven LaVey, Shorts

“You are the biggest enemy of your own sleep.”
― Pawan Mishra

“We all want to be famous people—and the moment we want to be something, we are no longer free.”
― Jiddu Krishnamurti, Think on These Things