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“You prosecute the man or woman Who steals the goose from off the common, But leave the larger felon loose Who steals the common from the goose.”
― G.K. Chesterton, What's Wrong with the World

“You don’t have roosters with your laying hens. How do they lay eggs?” Dear folks, chickens don’t need roosters to lay eggs. They need roosters to hatch eggs, but not to lay them. Just like women don’t need men to lay eggs; they just need a man to hatch one. A mere century ago, not one in a hundred would have been ignorant of this common agrarian knowledge.”
― Joel Salatin, Folks, This Ain't Normal: A Farmer's Advice for Happier Hens, Healthier People, and a Better World

“Take the Adventure, heed the call, now ere the irrevocable moment passes!”
― Kenneth Grahame, The Wind in the Willows

“there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was this: "He was a man who acted from the best motives. There is one born every minute.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves