Aaron

“I'm a bit short on brain myself; the old bean would appear to have been constructed more for ornament than for use, don't you know;”
― P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves

“You don’t have roosters with your laying hens. How do they lay eggs?” Dear folks, chickens don’t need roosters to lay eggs. They need roosters to hatch eggs, but not to lay them. Just like women don’t need men to lay eggs; they just need a man to hatch one. A mere century ago, not one in a hundred would have been ignorant of this common agrarian knowledge.”
― Joel Salatin, Folks, This Ain't Normal: A Farmer's Advice for Happier Hens, Healthier People, and a Better World

“there occurred to me the simple epitaph which, when I am no more, I intend to have inscribed on my tombstone. It was this: "He was a man who acted from the best motives. There is one born every minute.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, My Man Jeeves

“You prosecute the man or woman Who steals the goose from off the common, But leave the larger felon loose Who steals the common from the goose.”
― G.K. Chesterton, What's Wrong with the World