Joe

“But here's some advice, boy. Don't put your trust in revolutions. They always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions.”
― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

“He's out of his depth on a wet pavement.”
― Terry Pratchett

“The enemy isn't men, or women, it's bloody stupid people and no one has the right to be stupid.”
― Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

“He had about the same life expectancy as a three legged hedgehog on a six lane motorway.”
― Terry Pratchett