Jonathon

“It's not love or anything, but I think I like you, too.”
― Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club

“Don't be ridiculous, Charlie, people love the parents who beat their kids in department stores. It's the ones who just let their kids wreak havoc that everybody hates.”
― Christopher Moore, A Dirty Job

“Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.”
― Robert Heinlein

“Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy.”
― Robert A. Heinlein