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Diane Klammer

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letter to ex patient

This was a joke I wrote to a good friend who was also my occupational therapist. She hired me to freelance a Patient Satisfaction Survey, and I did this one for fun. We had some good laughs over it.
Diane


Dysfunctional Solutions Patient Dis-Satisfaction Survey
Dear Ex patient


We would not like to evaluate the services we have provided to you so we won't. Please do not bother to answer this stupid form Read more of this blog post »
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Published on October 14, 2010 04:59
Average rating: 4.86 · 22 ratings · 4 reviews · 3 distinct works
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“A perfectionist's greatest fault resides in her inability to achieve the impossible.”
Diane Klammer

“We all go through life as puzzled monkeys. The minute we think we're any more than that, we've made a grave mistake. We're just trying to gain some meaning of it all, some understanding. The only thing we can do is buy the ticket, take the ride. And offer our barbaric yawps to the world...”
Nate Jordon

“The Three Oddest Words

When I pronounce the word Future,
the first syllable already belongs to the past.
When I pronounce the word Silence,
I destroy it.
When I pronounce the word nothing,
I make something no nonbeing can hold.”
Wislawa Szymborska

“The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference.”
Elie Wiesel

“A perfectionist's greatest fault resides in her inability to achieve the impossible.”
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