“The non-news channels went back to showing regular stuff, except with closed captions for everybody. All the words at the bottom of the screen made all the old sitcoms look like French movies, so I kept waiting for Jennifer Aniston to smoke or commit incest.”
― Rock Manning Goes for Broke
― Rock Manning Goes for Broke
“After I murder everyone in this room, I plan to eat them cannibal style and use their bones to build a scale model of a Viking longboat.”
― Gestapo Mars
― Gestapo Mars
“Seek midday nourishment. Visit memorial acclaimed war hero Colonel Sanders.”
― Pygmy
― Pygmy
“All much valued education of Pavel, all skill and experience, every memories, dreams for glory, regrets, affection and loathing, education of history events and trigonometry equation, entire personality with identity, all of these blasted. All skill and talents. Past and future. All meticulous plan and training and practice. Pulverized and shattered. All former joy and sorrow made steaming gray meatloaf, evicted from skull out exit wound.”
― Pygmy
― Pygmy
“Is that what you want? To stagger around the afterlife blind and eye-fucked?”
― Gestapo Mars
― Gestapo Mars
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