Bendoos

“I’m too old for princesses,” she says stoically. “Well, when we’re done we can visit the retirement home.”
― Lana Ferguson, The Nanny

“For which part: sleeping with your boss, or not telling him he used to watch you diddle your skittle on camera?”
― Lana Ferguson, The Nanny

“First of all, you assume any fault to be had is with the man. You have good tits and a better brain, and that means you are automatically hands above the rest.”
― Lana Ferguson, The Nanny

“My evil plan was working. Step one: get Aly to drop her guard. Step two: fuck her on this couch. Oh, wait, no. I’d skipped a few steps somewhere”
― Navessa Allen, Lights Out