The Nanny Quotes

“You can have good things, but you have to let yourself have them.”
― Lana Ferguson, The Nanny

“I’m angry that you dealt with this alone. I’m angry that you spent all this time worrying that I would push you away without giving me the chance to tell you that there is absolutely no way I’m letting you get away again.”
― Lana Ferguson, The Nanny

“only liars say they’re fine. You know that right?”
― Lana Ferguson, The Nanny

“I’m trying to pull myself out of my gloomy mood by blasting Taylor Swift’s entire discography on the drive to the restaurant, but even my Spotify seems to be against me today, playing entirely too much evermore and not nearly enough Red. It’s like the universe wants me to cry today.”
― Lana Ferguson, The Nanny

“I let my hand drift to my pocket where the little velvet box sits, grinning against Cassie’s mouth, because we do have plenty to celebrate.”
― Lana Ferguson, The Nanny

“For which part: sleeping with your boss, or not telling him he used to watch you diddle your skittle on camera?”
― Lana Ferguson, The Nanny

“I’m too old for princesses,” she says stoically. “Well, when we’re done we can visit the retirement home.”
― Lana Ferguson, The Nanny

“It’s not every day that you find love because of a booby cam.”
― Lana Ferguson, The Nanny

“Her nose wrinkles. “What’s Shrek?” “You’ve never seen Shrek?” “No.” “Sophie. It’s a cultural phenomenon. An epic love story. A comic masterpiece. I can’t in good conscience allow you to continue through life without having seen it.”
― Lana Ferguson, The Nanny

“when I’m getting dicked down within an inch of my life every night.”
― Lana Ferguson, The Nanny

“First of all, you assume any fault to be had is with the man. You have good tits and a better brain, and that means you are automatically hands above the rest.”
― Lana Ferguson, The Nanny

“Have I told you yet about my friend’s basement theory?” He grimaces. “Do I want to know?” “That depends. Where do you stand on kidnapping jokes?” “I think this is a good time to make it clear that I don’t actually have a basement.” “My friend would say that’s what you want me to think,” I answer grimly.”
― Lana Ferguson, The Nanny

“Sounds like they’ve had some bad luck in the nanny department lately.” “They’re probably all in the basement.”
― Lana Ferguson, The Nanny

“To my sweet mother, who once asked me: “Wouldn’t you rather write children’s books instead?”
― Lana Ferguson, The Nanny

“No te boicotees, corazón. Puedes tener cosas bonitas, pero debes permitirte tenerlas.”
― Lana Ferguson, The Nanny

“I don’t think we’re going to have to worry about those two.” “Praise to the family Madrigal,” I laugh. “Hardly. If I have to hear that damned song one more time, I’ll—” “So, you don’t talk about Bruno?”
― Lana Ferguson, The Nanny

“Wanda says a word she usually only reserves for when the Lakers lose.”
― Lana Ferguson, The Nanny

“I bury it deep as I give him a smile that hopefully says anything but “you used to watch me touch myself.”
― Lana Ferguson, The Nanny

“Humans are slightly taller in the morning than at night.”
― Lana Ferguson, The Nanny

“I just hate the idea of her putting herself through hell with worry when she could have been honest with me.”
― Lana Ferguson, The Nanny

“I guess we would tell her the truth.”
― Lana Ferguson, The Nanny