“I’m a cynic. And a cynic is a romantic who’s too scared to hope.”
― Funny Story
― Funny Story
“It started out a small fire, just some warming flames in a circle of stones. And now it’s a conflagration, burning up forests and countries and planets. There is no end to it. Nor do I ever want there to be. I already know: This will consume me until there’s nothing left.”
― Everything We Never Said
― Everything We Never Said
“Can I do anything?" I ask.
Now his smile softens. He touches my chin again. "Nah," he says. "This is enough."
"I'm not doing anything," I point out.
The corner of his mouth twitches. "Then why do I feel better?”
― Funny Story
Now his smile softens. He touches my chin again. "Nah," he says. "This is enough."
"I'm not doing anything," I point out.
The corner of his mouth twitches. "Then why do I feel better?”
― Funny Story
“Flags so red, they veered toward maroon.”
― Funny Story
― Funny Story
“Daphne,” he says. “I think that ship sailed when he fucked my girlfriend, then took her to Italy for a week so he didn’t have to help you pack.”
― Funny Story
― Funny Story
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