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Rob Johnson

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‘You’ll have to write an author biography of course.’
‘Oh? Why?’
‘Because people will want to know something about you before they lash out on buying one of your books.’
‘You think so, do you?’
‘Just do it, okay?’
‘So what do I tell them?’
‘For a start, you should mMore
‘You’ll have to write an author biography of course.’
‘Oh? Why?’
‘Because people will want to know something about you before they lash out on buying one of your books.’
‘You think so, do you?’
‘Just do it, okay?’
‘So what do I tell them?’
‘For a start, you should mention that you’ve written four plays that were professionally produced and toured throughout the UK.’
‘Should I say anything about all the temp jobs I had, like working in the towels and linens stockroom at a big department store or as a fitter’s mate in a perfume factory?’
‘No, definitely not.’
‘Motorcycle dispatch rider?’
‘You were sacked, weren’t you?’
‘Boss said he could get a truck there quicker.’
‘Leave it out then, but make sure they know that you've published eight books so far. And don’t forget to put in something that shows you’re vaguely human.’
‘You mean this kind of thing: “I’m currently in Greece with my wife, Penny, seven cats and two rescue dogs and working on a new novel and a couple of screenplays”.’
‘It’ll have to do, I suppose, and then finish off with your website and social media stuff.’
‘Oh, okay then.’

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Rob Johnson’s Books

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Series

Series
3 primary works • 3 total works
Series
3 primary works • 4 total works

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Author Details

Born in Tonbridge, Kent, The United Kingdom.
Official Website
Twitter
RobJohnson999
Genre
Thriller, Humor and Comedy, Science Fiction
Influences
Carl Hiaasen, Christopher Brookmyre, Janet Evanovich, Elmore Leonard, ...more
Member Since
October 2008

Quotes

Love the dog dearly as he did, Trevor was well aware that she was what might be called “a free spirit” or, more accurately, a dog that was utterly unresponsive to any form of training, however hard he’d tried.