Rob Johnson > Quotes

“There are some things people see in toilets that they wish they hadn’t. What Trevor Hawkins sees might even cost him his life.”
― Rob Johnson, Lifting the Lid

“Love the dog dearly as he did, Trevor was well aware that she was what might be called “a free spirit” or, more accurately, a dog that was utterly unresponsive to any form of training, however hard he’d tried.”
― Rob Johnson, Dishing the Dirt

“mostly to the Richter Scale grumblings from his empty stomach.”
― Rob Johnson, Lifting the Lid

“somewhere”
― Rob Johnson, Quest for the Holey Snail

“And with what I like to think was a neat piece of irony, a Greek-owned ferry we were travelling on a couple of years ago had glass ashtrays with a large no-smoking symbol emblazoned across its base in bright red.”
― Rob Johnson, A Kilo of String

“knew nor cared what a hearing dog was,”
― Rob Johnson, Lifting the Lid