Carson Davis

“No! Please! I'll tell you whatever you want to know!" the man yelled.
"Really?" said Vimes. "What's the orbital velocity of the moon?"
"What?"
"Oh, you'd like something simpler?”
― Terry Pratchett, Night Watch

“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
― Terry Pratchett

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
― Terry Pratchett, Diggers

“You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style.”
― Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita