Proffessor Nutkins

“Murder is always foolish,' said the Inspector. 'If people only murdered each other rationally, I would be out of a job.”
― Robin Stevens

“Bhuhoduuknoballdis?" Michael asked (he had most of a banana pancake crammed in his mouth).
"A good question," Dr. Pym said. "Perhaps I should start further back.”
― John Stephens, The Emerald Atlas

“You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world!”
― James Dashner, The Maze Runner

“Shouldn't someone give a pep talk or something?' Minho asked...
"Go ahead," Newt replied.
Minho nodded and faced the crowd. 'Be careful,' he said dryly. 'Don't die.'
Thomas would have laughed if he could, but he was too scared for it to come out.
'Great. We're all bloody inspired,' Newt answered.”
― James Dashner, The Maze Runner