minecraft master

“Ahahaha! Help! Save me! I want to go home!” Shouting, he kept playfully dodging all attacks, making sure that each of them hit someone else instead of him. “Please don’t hit me! I bruise easily!”
― Yuri Ajin, The Path of the Strongest Mortal

“Well, I guess I should say something as well,” said the creeper. “When I first met Dave, I was living in a nice dark cave with regular access to baked potatoes. Throughout our journey, I’ve eaten loads of great potatoes. Some were slightly overcooked, and some were slightly too soft, but all of them were good in their own special way. It’s not always easy to cook a baked potato completely right, but when you do, it’s a thing of beauty. So, I’m thankful for every baked potato that I’ve eaten. Yes, I may have run out of baked potatoes at the moment, but I have hope that one day I’ll be back home, eating baked potatoes again. Thank you.” Carl sat down. “That was beautiful, Carl,” said Alex, wiping her tears away.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 39: An Unofficial Minecraft Series

“DECEMBER 2020”
― Cassandra Alexander, Year of the Nurse: A Covid-19 Pandemic Memoir

“how did you think a restaurant was going to eat you?” “I don’t know— it could be a building monster? A wild building?”
― V.A. Lewis, A Demon's Pride