Greg
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“The phrase 'sodomized by a bratwurst poltergeist' suddenly flew through my mind.”
― John Dies at the End
― John Dies at the End
“I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet. None of us would leave the house unless a Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider said it was okay”
― This Book Is Full of Spiders
― This Book Is Full of Spiders
“Scientists talk about dark matter, the invisible, mysterious substance that occupies the space between stars. Dark matter makes up 99.99 percent of the universe, and they don't know what it is. Well I know. It's apathy.”
― John Dies at the End
― John Dies at the End
“Once you get a brother, you don’t give him up easy.”
― Ender's Shadow
― Ender's Shadow
“Falling in love with a house or a car or a pair of shoes, it was a dead end. You save your love for the things that can love you back.”
― This Book Is Full of Spiders
― This Book Is Full of Spiders
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