Jack

“There are times, however, and this is one of them, when even being right feels wrong. What do you say, for instance, about a generation that has been taught that rain is poison and sex is death? If making love might be fatal and if a cool spring breeze on any summer afternoon can turn a crystal blue lake into a puddle of black poison right in front of your eyes, there is not much left except TV and relentless masturbation. It's a strange world. Some people get rich and others eat shit and die.”
― Hunter S. Thompson, Generation of Swine: Tales of Shame and Degradation in the '80's

“If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!”
― John Waters

“The hardest thing of all is to find a black cat in a dark room, especially if there is no cat.”
― Confucius

“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
― Terry Pratchett