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“Not to mention, it’d be worth guarding her just for the eye candy alone – sheez, can you imagine being around that day in and day out. Wonder if she sleeps naked…Bet she showers that way. Every day even. Think about it. I’ll even bet she’s naked underneath her clothes. (Syn)”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Born of the Night

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“If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.”
― Eddie Izzard

tags: drugs, humor

36 likes

“Never put a sock in a toaster.”
― Eddie Izzard

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“Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia.”
― Eddie Izzard

tags: dyslexia, humor, scrabble

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“Far be it from me to ever let my common sense get in the way of my stupidity. I say we press on.”
― Sherrilyn Kenyon, Infinity

tags: common, sense, stupidity

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