“And I’ve got something else to say to those people who say, ‘I’m offended’, like some five-year-old child throwing a tantrum. Ready? There are a lot of things in life that are offensive, life itself can be offensive, I myself have a large list of things that offend me . . . So what!? Grow the fuck up! We now live in the ‘Age of being offended.’ Get over it. Perhaps a little open-mindedness, tolerance, and acceptance may be the antidote to what ails you. Try it and see if your load isn’t lifted just a bit. See if your pinched face of fear doesn’t relax a tad.”
― Love All the People: Letters, Lyrics, Routines
― Love All the People: Letters, Lyrics, Routines
“But we’ve got to have an enemy. Rock? Drugs? We’re so miserable, what’s the enemy? Got it. Pornography, that’s it. Yeeeeah, tremor through the room. Uh . . . the problem with pornography, basically, is this. No one knows what it is. Other than that, we’ve got a real good grasp on the situation. We know it’s bad, we just can’t figure out what the fuck it is. The Supreme Court says pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts. That’s their definition. No artistic merit. Causes sexual thoughts. Hmmmmm. Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.”
― Love All the People: Letters, Lyrics, Routines
― Love All the People: Letters, Lyrics, Routines
“I have no illusions that I, by myself, pose any threat to the current status quo. They, who have effectively neutered and marginalized the population so greatly, that a coffee-table book of Madonna’s twat constitutes a greater threat in Americans’ minds than does a 150-billion-dollar defense budget during peacetime (more on Madonna’s twat later.)...
...For all the lip service being paid by our candidates for the need to change, it looks like Business As Usual here in America. So, who am I supporting? Which candidate best represents my interests? As for me, I’m voting for Madonna’s twat.”
― Love All the People: Letters, Lyrics, Routines
...For all the lip service being paid by our candidates for the need to change, it looks like Business As Usual here in America. So, who am I supporting? Which candidate best represents my interests? As for me, I’m voting for Madonna’s twat.”
― Love All the People: Letters, Lyrics, Routines
“if we behaved like banks we woluld be charged with fraud”
― The Best That Money Can't Buy: Beyond Politics, Poverty & War
― The Best That Money Can't Buy: Beyond Politics, Poverty & War
“We can build rockets to explore outer space and enhance the quality of life on Earth, or we can use them to destroy other nations.”
― The Best That Money Can't Buy: Beyond Politics, Poverty & War
― The Best That Money Can't Buy: Beyond Politics, Poverty & War
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