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[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

Meanwhile, John flipped over, falling hilariously out of his bed. He had been up late the previous night watching Escape from New York. He then got up and walked over to his computer, checking for any missed messages.

[Nepeta]

((YAY! Sorry))

In an alternate timeline, somewhere far, far away, Roxy Lalonde was wasted. Her cat was on her head and she was crying.
"Dork Strider," she cried. She stumbled to her computer and puked all over the keyboard.

[Elle]

Dave, who had been sleeping on the keyboard, woke up and sighed.

TG: Yo, John? You there?

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John noticed a message. He smiled sleepily and started typing.
EB: yeah. hey Dave. what's up?

[Elle]

TG: Nothin' much, you?

[Nepeta]

Roxy looked at the keyboard and crossed her eyes

TG: WHO DA HALL US DAVE?!

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EG: same. I stayed up late watching a reeeeeeeealy great movie, so I didn't get much sleep.

[Elle]

TG: What movie?

Dave stared at the other TG's message.

TG: Wait, is there another me?

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John blinked at the screen.
EB: it's called Escape From New York, and it's a masterpiece.
EB: uh.. i dunno. if it isn't you then....that's weird.

[Nepeta]

TG: YESH
*Yes,

Wto

*who are you? I'm Ro-Lal

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

John pushed away all thoughts of stranger danger and replied.
EB: i'm John. John Egbert. hehe, nice to meet you.

[Nepeta]

TG: Hey, u no dork strider? Im luking for him.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: you mean Dave Strider?

[Nepeta]

TG: No, dirk.

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EB: ... I don't know. maybe Dave would know.
EB: he has a brother.

[Nepeta]

TG: SO DOES DIRK!

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: is this Dirk guy really cool?
EB: dave says his bro is the coolest thing ever.

[Nepeta]

TG: Oh, totes, chica

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: really! this is weird. I don't know his name cuz Dave just says Bro.
((gtg to bed talk to you tomorrow))

[Nepeta]

((Hehe, I went to bed before you did...I have to tutor someones today))

TG: That's what Dork says!

Roxy looked at GG's message.

TG: Oh, heyyyyy.

[Elle]

Dave stared at the messages

TG: Yo, WTF? Are you guys talking about Bro?

((I can imagine Dave having a mental breakdown at the moment))

[Elle]

TG: DAVE.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: yeah it said the name was...Roxy. looking for Dirk.?
EB: Dave, are you just trolling us or something?

[Elle]

TG: I am NOT trolling you, I swear to gog I'm not.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: okay..btw hey jade, nice to see you.
EB: do either of you guys know a 'Dirk Strider?'

[Nepeta]

TG: YES, I know Dick Stroder!

Roxy laughed. They were funny.

[Nepeta]

TG: wow, just lick
*like
Jake!

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: Jake?
EB: what's your grandpas name again, jade?

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: woa! wait, roxy, do you know a Jane?

[Nepeta]

TG: Yesh, I doz...she's such a durk
*dork.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: that's funny, my nanna was named Jane.
EB: is this time paradox? that was in an episode of doctor who.

[Nepeta]

TG: WTF is Ductur Who?

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EB: it's this really good series about a guy, but you don't know his name, and he's doctor. and he has this lady as his assistant.!! and they go back in time, or forward in time!, to make sure special things happen and history isn't changed! like they go back to Pompeii, and there's aliens in another episode.
EB: there's the 60s version and the 2005 version!!!

[Nepeta]

TG: LOL....are u hi?

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: hehe, what no. that's silly I don't do drugs.
EB: drugs can start you down a life of crime that leads to criminal acts, and before you know it, you're a convicted criminal like Snake in escape from new York and you have to go into a no mans Land prison and rescue the president in 24 hours or die from a DRUG.

John sighed. Drugs are bad.

[Nepeta]

TG: WTF? LOL... whut r u taking
*tqlkin
about?

[Elle]

TG: Woah... Dirk is my bro.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: woa! this is really weird!
EB: hey, what's rose's mom named again? didn't it start with an r..?

[Nepeta]

TG: WHO DA HALL IS RUSE?
I'm Roxee.
*xy.

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EB: rose is my girl friend. well not my girlfriend!! but she's a girl. and she's my friend. she likes sewing stuff and scary books.

[Nepeta]

((Awww... JohnXRose....but not the Homestuck High type.))

TG: Mmm... I lick writing.

((Terezi is Roxy))

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EB: i like to like movies!
EB: rose is really good at writing! she's really cool like that.

[Nepeta]

TG: cool. i lick to write 2...i like vodka 2

[Elle]

TG: Isn't Rose's mom an alcoholic or some s!!t like that?

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: like... alcohol and stuff?
EB: how old are you????????

[Nepeta]

TG: Fiveteen.

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EB: yeah rose's mom drinks a lot. her hair is like rose's but like..stylish and stuff.
EB: wait........isn't that illegal..?
John looked at the screen. Something about this seemed familiar.

[Nepeta]

TG: Mi har
*hair is coiffed...

Roxy stared for a moment. AND FLIPPED OUT.

[E, adventurin and derping all at once]

EB: hehe, you type weirdly.
EB: rose's mom likes wizard things. I think they're creepy. just like how Dave's bro likes puppets....creepy.

[Nepeta]

TG: Scre u!
I LUV WIZARDS

((EridanXRoxy))