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rp# 3 (alpha/beta)
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EB: wait............does that mean nanna and-!?!
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EB: oh dear goodness I'm sorry.
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TG: Oh no jack*jake haz a huggggeee crush on dick.
TG: Wateva, Dick doznt no dat Im savving miself 4 him.
TG: Ur such a prude and so weerd.*weird
Jane licks Jake
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EB: that's weird to say.
EB: its weird to think of my nanna having a romantic life.
TG: Whatever, siriusly, lick, u r annying me rite now. U sund*sound
lick Jane
Roxy looked at her face and sighed. If only she could be like Jane, with a pretty body and the prettiest hair ever. No, she was a stick with hair that needed to be dyed again soon.
TG: BAD. Im alone, mi kitty just died, and dick hates me.
TG: No, he hats*hates me
TG: He licks Jake and Im alone.
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John was confused. He didn't know how girls did this all the time. Their emotions were like...just so crazy.
EB: tell him how you feel and he might feel the same way.
TG: I HAV! And he saz hez gaiRoxy stared at her bottle of hair dye. Maybe Dirk would like her more if she even bleached her hair more?
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EB: hey! i am not a homosexual! how many times do I have to say it?!
EB: having a movie crush on nic cage and harrison ford does not imply anything!!
John shook his head. These people were so silly.
TG: Okai, Egboob, we gets it.Roxy simply wanted to be loved. Plus, all those lengthy, steamy romance novels that she wrote about her and Dirk shouldn't go waste.
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John frowned. What was the deal with all these nicknames..?! Wasn't Egderp enough?!! Being the youngest sucked.
EB: well if you think logically, you MUST get together with Dirk, because otherwise Rose and Dave wouldn't exist.
TG: Ughh, so I get to do it with him?Roxy opened her document and read a sexy scene from her romance novel. Yummy.
TG: Here, read dis
She sent the manuscript to John.
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EB: um.. you're very much in love..?
EB: it was.... very realistic.
And the fact that this was His friend's parents made him even more creeped out.
TG: Fanks... i made it as grafic as i cud. TG: Bootyfull, rite?
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EB: yup. good job. you could write romance novels for lonely single ladies.
EB: you'd make millions!
TG: R u saying im good?Roxy smiled and wrote another sexytiem scene, sending it to John.
TG: U think Dick wud lick it?
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EG: i am not kidding.
EG; this is probably the most vivid piece of... Liturature I have ever read.
John paused. Dave's bro did like smuppets.
EG: i think he'd like it.
TG: Oh mi gosh, he iz going to get soooooooooo hoory*horty
*Gahh!
TG: over dis...hez so yummy.
Roxy began writing even more graphic parts of her novel and then she realized it. SHE WAS GOING TO BECOME AN AMAZING AUTHOR.
TG: John, herez another one.
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EB: you don't want to run out of material before you even get published!!
John looked around again carefully. If his dad saw this..?!!
TG: No, read it! Dis 1 haz bondage.Roxy sent him the file and smiled. Oh, Dirk. How hot he was and his rock hard abs. Yummy.
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EB: don't send me any more...!
How could he make this nice..?
EB: you're blowing my mind with your amazing writing skills.
TG: RLLY?Roxy began to blush. Had the chains and whips excited him?
TG: Its 2 sxy for u, right? U dunt lick da part were Dirk straps me down 2 a bed, do u?
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EB: i usually don't read things like that..!
John looked down and blushed . This was NOTHING like any book he'd ever read. He felt embarrassed for not loving her story but..... His friends parents..! Really!
TG: Itz nut bad! Uve never been spanked b4? Rly? Roxy bit her lip. Sure, she had the sickest fantasies, but this wasn't that bad, was it?
TG: U dunt lick bondage?
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EB: no, I'm not really into all that...
EB: it's well written, I just don't really.... Hm,,
Great. First i finds out Jade's my sister Now rose's mom was asking me stuff like this?! What Next!?
TG: Ur not? R u a vergin*virgin?
Roxy giggled. How could John NOT like a story about a poor drunk girl who had found true love with whips?
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EB: aren't you?!
John was taken aback. Goodness, Rose would never believe this. Ever.
TG: Yeah, but onlee bcuz dirk haznt did it wif me yet.
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EB: we're all still so young and can't handle babies and marriage yet..!!
TG: Bu...dick and me r supposed 2 hab babbies.
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John paled slightly. Going through the rules of paradoxes in his head.
If he was talking to teenage Ms. Lalonde, then who was her guardian?? No. No way.
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John breathed in relief. This was good. Maybe it was a one way paradox.
TG: Nope. Just kitty...and Dick. Hez da other last humon*Human alive
TG: Hey, gardan, read this.
Roxy sent her her newest masterpiece, 'Fifty Shades of Dirk'.
TG: Lick, how eye opening? Did u like da prt were Dick uses da belt?Roxy smiled and looked at her own belt. She honestly wondered if Dirk was really good with belts or if he was terrible with them.
TG: And herez one for dave.
Dave Strider had read some pretty bad fanfiction, like My Immortal.But THIS? Fifty Shades of Dirk? What the heck? Dave felt a tear roll down his cheek. This was his BRO!
TG: Lemme tell you something, Lalonde. My bro is not like that, also, he's really bad with a whip. He tried to use corporal punishment when I burned his smuppet, and he ended up hitting himself in the face.
TG: WHY WUD U SAY DAT, DAVE? DATS NUT NICE!Roxy began to cry and she grabbed a bottle of vodka.
TG: Ur so mean Jade, ur really mean! U make fun of me bcuz I like guyz and whips!?
((Roxy is on her period))TG: WHA? WHA? Oh mi gosh, Dick haz a living bro? Oh mi gosh, is he hot?
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EB: it's just weird for us to uh, read stuff like this. it's regarding Dave's brother and Rose's mom. it's weird for us to think of it like that.
John put a hand to his face. He felt bad; how would Dave be feeling?! At least it wasn't about his nanna.
EB: do you know how old we are?
EB: i don't think I've ever seen him lose his cool like that, hehe