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I hate how I sleep on the VERY EDGE of my enormous bed.
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Jan 18, 2009 03:07PM
Like right at the edge! A raft at the edge of a waterfall! Sometimes my arm falls off the bed in the night and its swinging wakes me. The rest of the bed is a placid lake surrounding me.
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Wow, KD, I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!!!!!!!!
Rearrange your bedroom! That's always fun. :)
I just don't understand why, after about three years of relatively uninterrupted singlehood, I haven't been able to move over! Sometimes I start out in the middle (which feels weird), but I always end up on the edge.
No, KD. Not a cry for help. I just don't really get it. It also makes the blankets fall off a lot. It's annoying. I wake up all teetering on the edge.
I've never fell out of the bed, though. Guess I should look on the bright side.
No, KD. Not a cry for help. I just don't really get it. It also makes the blankets fall off a lot. It's annoying. I wake up all teetering on the edge.
I've never fell out of the bed, though. Guess I should look on the bright side.
Okay, I'm going to try pillows, tonight.
I love sleeping on hammocks. My parents have one up in the Summer and it makes me wish I still lived there because I used to go out and read until I fell asleep and there's nothing like it!
It is much better to sleep on the edge - you are better placed to roll out and head for cover if armed gunmen burst in or mortars start falling on your house.
Guess I should start locking my doors.
The pillow worked! I woke up in the middle of the bed. It's a miracle. :)
The pillow worked! I woke up in the middle of the bed. It's a miracle. :)
Okay, KD. You're funny. I forgive you for messages 2 and 4.
Okay, that just cheered me up. I can go, now.
I hate that I sleep smack in the middle of my tiny bed. I'm too selfish when I'm asleep, and my boyfriend hates to stay at my place. For some reason, I have no problem staying on my side of the bed at his place. Clearly, I'm just not comfortable enough there yet. Just give me time, I'll be pushing him off the edge of the bed there, too.
get a pet to sleep with. somehow, my little 15lb cat manages to shove me into the center of the bed while we're sleeping (i actually caught him in the act last night. he plants his back feet on my stomach and then "stretches"). plus, if there's a cute, sleeping animal between you and the edge, you're far less likely to fall off (either you wake up and are overwhelmed by the cute, or they bite you to remind you to back off).on a related note, when i first got my bedframe i ended up throwing myself out of bed and into the bedroom door the first night i slept on it. i'd been sleeping on a mattress directly on the floor for over 4 years, so i'd just gotten used to rolling out of bed half asleep whenever the desire for a midnight wander struck me. i just forgot that instead of 6" between me and the floor, there was now an entire 2'.
Last night the pillow fell off the edge but, luckily, I didn't.
I'm sure you could hire one of the many homeless to sleep in your bed and keep you front and centered. Plus I'm sure he/she would be grateful for a warm bed and a montambo wrapped around them.
See!Joe to conclude your interview we need to know when the last time you showered was?
What, you don't think that is an important question?
Just realizing that I'm listed.
NEVER MIND! I LOVE SLEEPING ON THE VERY EDGE! I'M ON THE EDGE RIGHT NOW!
IT'S GREAT!
IT'S GREAT!
Don't worry, Joe. All you have to do is Google "Sarah Montambo" and you will find more then enough to find where you need to go for your interview.You really should increase you Internet privacy practises Montambo. I was shock, I could take out a credit card on what is hanging out there about you.
Your work, home address, some stuff on your parents... what is the security question they usually ask at card companies? whats your mothers maiden name... you are really exposed.
I know tambo, you have bad credit and all that, but there is always room to sink farther. your lucky I am not of the criminal type. ;)
Tambo, why are you on the internets. You should be watching Lost right now. Speaking of which......gotta go.
It doesn't start for 46 minutes!
Nick: I know, I know, but it's a little late for that. I should probably also lock my doors and stop recycling all my mail.
I just wish I could remove my stupid children's book reviews on amazon that I wrote about 13 years ago! They're stupid.
Wow, after the Google search I feel like I've known her forever!
I know, joe right. I know her more then I know meself.
Aren't I fascinating?
Well I did nod off a couple of times... the sad thing is I went through it all... Hey kids want something fun to do this weekend, turn off the safe search on your browser and enter sarah montambo's name :D
The thing with the horse was kind of...unexpected.
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