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I hate how I sleep on the VERY EDGE of my enormous bed.

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message 1: by [deleted user] (last edited Jan 18, 2009 03:14PM) (new)

Like right at the edge! A raft at the edge of a waterfall! Sometimes my arm falls off the bed in the night and its swinging wakes me. The rest of the bed is a placid lake surrounding me.

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message 3: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Rearrange your bedroom! That's always fun. :)

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I just don't understand why, after about three years of relatively uninterrupted singlehood, I haven't been able to move over! Sometimes I start out in the middle (which feels weird), but I always end up on the edge.

No, KD. Not a cry for help. I just don't really get it. It also makes the blankets fall off a lot. It's annoying. I wake up all teetering on the edge.

I've never fell out of the bed, though. Guess I should look on the bright side.

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Okay, I'm going to try pillows, tonight.

message 6: by [deleted user] (new)

I love sleeping on hammocks. My parents have one up in the Summer and it makes me wish I still lived there because I used to go out and read until I fell asleep and there's nothing like it!

message 7: by EvilNick (new)

EvilNick It is much better to sleep on the edge - you are better placed to roll out and head for cover if armed gunmen burst in or mortars start falling on your house.

message 8: by [deleted user] (new)

Guess I should start locking my doors.

The pillow worked! I woke up in the middle of the bed. It's a miracle. :)

message 9: by [deleted user] (new)

Okay, KD. You're funny. I forgive you for messages 2 and 4.

message 10: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Where're you from, you sexy thing?

message 11: by Dave (new)

Dave Russell San Diego

message 12: by [deleted user] (new)

Okay, that just cheered me up. I can go, now.

message 13: by Lisa (new)

Lisa I hate that I sleep smack in the middle of my tiny bed. I'm too selfish when I'm asleep, and my boyfriend hates to stay at my place.

For some reason, I have no problem staying on my side of the bed at his place. Clearly, I'm just not comfortable enough there yet. Just give me time, I'll be pushing him off the edge of the bed there, too.

message 14: by Tracy (new)

Tracy get a pet to sleep with. somehow, my little 15lb cat manages to shove me into the center of the bed while we're sleeping (i actually caught him in the act last night. he plants his back feet on my stomach and then "stretches"). plus, if there's a cute, sleeping animal between you and the edge, you're far less likely to fall off (either you wake up and are overwhelmed by the cute, or they bite you to remind you to back off).

on a related note, when i first got my bedframe i ended up throwing myself out of bed and into the bedroom door the first night i slept on it. i'd been sleeping on a mattress directly on the floor for over 4 years, so i'd just gotten used to rolling out of bed half asleep whenever the desire for a midnight wander struck me. i just forgot that instead of 6" between me and the floor, there was now an entire 2'.

message 15: by [deleted user] (last edited Jan 21, 2009 11:59AM) (new)

Last night the pillow fell off the edge but, luckily, I didn't.

Servius  Heiner I'm sure you could hire one of the many homeless to sleep in your bed and keep you front and centered. Plus I'm sure he/she would be grateful for a warm bed and a montambo wrapped around them.

message 17: by Joe (new)

Joe (joediver50) I'm unemployed amd i'd work cheap!

Servius  Heiner See!

Joe to conclude your interview we need to know when the last time you showered was?

message 19: by [deleted user] (new)

Oh my god.

Servius  Heiner What, you don't think that is an important question?

message 21: by [deleted user] (new)

Just realizing that I'm listed.

message 22: by [deleted user] (last edited Jan 21, 2009 07:36PM) (new)



Servius  Heiner Don't worry, Joe. All you have to do is Google "Sarah Montambo" and you will find more then enough to find where you need to go for your interview.

You really should increase you Internet privacy practises Montambo. I was shock, I could take out a credit card on what is hanging out there about you.

Your work, home address, some stuff on your parents... what is the security question they usually ask at card companies? whats your mothers maiden name... you are really exposed.

I know tambo, you have bad credit and all that, but there is always room to sink farther. your lucky I am not of the criminal type. ;)

message 24: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Tambo, why are you on the internets. You should be watching Lost right now.

Speaking of which......gotta go.

message 25: by [deleted user] (new)

It doesn't start for 46 minutes!

message 26: by [deleted user] (new)

Nick: I know, I know, but it's a little late for that. I should probably also lock my doors and stop recycling all my mail.

message 27: by [deleted user] (new)

I just wish I could remove my stupid children's book reviews on amazon that I wrote about 13 years ago! They're stupid.

message 28: by Joe (new)

Joe (joediver50) I showered this morning of course!

message 29: by Joe (new)

Joe (joediver50) Wow, after the Google search I feel like I've known her forever!

Servius  Heiner I know, joe right. I know her more then I know meself.

message 31: by [deleted user] (last edited Jan 21, 2009 10:48PM) (new)

Aren't I fascinating?

Servius  Heiner Well I did nod off a couple of times... the sad thing is I went through it all... Hey kids want something fun to do this weekend, turn off the safe search on your browser and enter sarah montambo's name :D

message 33: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) The thing with the horse was kind of...unexpected.

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