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Ask a Stupid Question, Get a Stupid Answer
I didn't follow that one Candy. Sorry.They aren't. They are Shi.. colored mostly.
Josephs: Why are there ladybugs but not gentlemenbugs?
Because it's a man named bug.
Where does 'the end' end?
Where does 'the end' end?
at the d.Why do all dogs go to heaven?
Because, finally, they will have ONLY GOOD ownerswhy is better to be rich and healthy then poor and sick?
((Oops, I should of noticed Joseph's one. Sorry!))Because the person who named them was a gentle lady.
How come its not raining?
Joseph's was answered and after that already several other Q and A was posted. Mine was last, so repeat it againwhy is better to be rich and healthy then poor and sick?
If you are healthy, than riches wold come. Why is every car referring to as a she?
Not true. It's just men more often talk about cars...It's opposite gender of their owner. My VW is he. Why can't woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
For the same reason they can't put their lipstick on with their eyes closed.Why are short people sometimes called pint-sized and not cup-sized or quart-sized?
Because they don't look round.Why can't computers fly?
Well, given the right circumstances of extremely frustrating stupid operating system errors, they have been known to. Why can't GR fix the search engine problems?
It would be too much like doing work.Why do we make things complicated?
Simple things are for simple minds.Why is turkey the bird for Thanksgiving, rather than chicken or quail or whatever?
Because they both begin with the same letter.How come bananas are yellow?
Everyone knows they are cowards, why do you think they split?If you can be green with envy or red in anger, what emotion are you when you are purple?
YOU ARE OPRAH! Orpah's an emotion, right?Why are baby goats called "Kids"?
cause they take after their young.Why can`t we fly like birds?
Because we are to far too be the angels too. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?
it is made from infantsWhy do people say it is better to give than to receive?
because then they will get more presents hahawhy is a strawberries seeds called ovaries?
Because the name "Linda" was already taken.What is the best Christmas gift in the world?
Nothing, there is no best.Are birds modern day dinosaurs?
it's not even stupid question, because I read it in science sources: yes, they are, by many reasons.Why does Goofy talk and wear clothes, while Pluto is just Mickie's pet and walking on four as a regular dog? I mean, they're both dogs, so why the inequality?
Because Walt wanted both his best friend (characterized in Goofy) and "man's" best friend (characterized in Pluto) to be represented in cartoon form in a fashion as similar as possible to their real-life personas.Why, oh why, did the dish run away with the spoon?
They were going to elope.Why did the itsy-bitsy spider go up the water spout?
He wanted a cheeseburger.Why aren't all scissors self sharpening?
It is sharper than it looks.Why did the chicken cross the road?
To avoid the ax.Why are the weekends so short, and the weekdays so long?
Because Helen's mum likes weekends.Why are bushes mostly green?
Because purple would be just plain silly.Why do most people sleep at night and stay away during the day?
To save on electricity bills, it too expensive now to use extraIf you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu would you get a ***?
Nah, you'd get a weird looking little guy with a very large face.If it's sunny outside, is it warm too?
Not if you live in Antarctica.Why do some people count sheep to fall asleep?
Because the sheep have magic fairy dust that makes them fall asleep :P lolWhy is water clear?
Because it likes sea.Why are presents mainly given at christmas/birthdays?
Because people forget about the 364 unbirthday opportunities to give gifts.Why does the dryer seem to always eat one sock of a person's most favorite pair?
Because dryer like the wetness.What is a penguin called when its not swimming?
Because they would sound silly if they meowed.What do you get when combine a baby frog with a piglet?
piggy frog.Why is there a law against drinking and driving?
Because some people cant multi taskWhy is the world a circle
It isn't -- ask the Flat Earth Society.Why is it always so gloomy on the weekends?
cause people would rather find joy on the week days than on the weekends.why are most movies released on a Friday?
To give the people going on dates something new to see (in theory).Why does my cat like to sit on my feet, putting them to sleep?
Because he/she loves you and wants to keep your feet warm.Just how does someone go about making glitter?
By cutting up a bunch of stars.If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
I thought everyone knew that first was the worst, second was the best, and third was a nerd.Why are scorpions so often portrayed as the bad guys in works of fiction?
Could have something to do with the rather large stinger and an aggressive personality.......just a guess though.Why is time of year so cloudy and dank?
Its not, its bright and warm.Why does Santa come down the chimney?
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