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Because hexagonal pizza pans are scarce, mighty scarce. Why do squirrels walk down trees headfirst?
So they can see where they are going, duh. ;-)What type of big cat should you never play poker with?
So they can see where they're going.Why do pigs smell so bad?
Because their noses weren't designed very well.What type of big cat should you never play poker with?
a copycatwhy do books tend to accumulate?
For the same reasons that coat hangers seem to multiply in the closet and socks seem to vanish in the dryer, goblins need hobbies.If you can plant tulip bulbs to grow tulips, can you plant light bulbs to grow lights?
You used to be able to, but the gvt banned them as environmentally dangerous (what a crock) and made everyone switch to ugly energy efficient ones, so they are extinct. Are daffodils really daffy?
As much as lilies are silly.If two is a couple and three is a crowd, what are three and four?
three is 1.5 doubled and four is too loud!why do mushrooms grow in manure?
because they want to taste like sh... (I don't like them, obviously!)Why do one's favorite flowers require lots of care to survive in this weather, and weeds grow like, well, weeds?
Nurture vs. Nature!Why does buttered toast always land buttered side down on the carpet?
Because the butter gods like to see people scrubbing the carpet and hear them curse.Why does it get dark earlier in the winter?
Because the sun doesn't like cold weather so it goes to bed earlier than in the summer when it is warmer.Why do we see lightning before we hear thunder during a rainstorm?
Because lightening is a showoff and thunder is content to come in behind and scare the heck out of the cats.Why do squirrels bury their nuts?
OK That was a loser:Why are do and too and woo pronounced that way (OOOOO) but so and go and no pronounced this way (long O)?
Because if they weren't, then do would be dough and too would be toe and woo would be whoa and so would be sue and go would be goo and no would be new, and those jobs are already taken.Why do pianos have 88 keys?
so they can be divided by 11why do pianos have black and white keys? why not other colors?
because the builders are color blind.Why do Spaniards speak Spanish; Germans speak German, French speak French, but Americans speak English?
because the English spoke loudest!Why do leaves only change color in the fall?
Because it takes all the time of winter, spring, and summer for them to build up the energy they need to change.why does the English alphabet bother with having the letter C when it also has S and K?
Because C is just more attractive than s or kWhy do we have our bones on the inside?
They'd be too scary on the outside!Why are rabbit's feet lucky?
Well, they're really only lucky when they stay attached to the rabbit.Are there more doughnuts or doughnut holes in existance and why?
Holes of course. The holes, being only air and not solid, still remain even after the donuts themselves have been eaten and forgotten. Somewhere there is a very very large but invisible cloud of former donut holes, since they all tend to clump together in a herd so they won't get lonely. That explains some of the "turbulence" when flying--since they have a slightly larger than normal air pressure and cause a bump when inadvertently flown into.Why is there greater air pressure at sea level than on top of a mountain?
all those donut holes like sea level because it reminds them of being dunked, and they have greater pressure, thus increasing the air pressure at sea level!why do people call the little balls from the center of donuts holes, when you can see they're really donut balls?
Because the concept of donut "balls" has more than one meaning to the lower minded among us. And then to eat them.....Why is laundry so never ending?
Gotta have something to constantly be rehanging on all those coat hangers that multiply in the closet.Why does the rain in Spain stay mainly on the plain?
because there's a lot more plain in spain!who actually cares where the rain stays in Spain?
The French.or possibly the Portuguese.
Why is it that wire clothes hangers multiply spontaneously, but the expensive wooden or padded ones seem to move on down the street?
The more expensive ones are always looking for a better neighborhood. (social climbers)Why can't they invent grass that won't grow over 2 inches in height?
because scientists are too busy petting cats.what day is my banana's chocolatefest?
October 4th (:Why wouldn't you read the word 'cocky' out loud?
Too difficult to pronounce.Why are there 60 minutes in an hour?
Because is 60 second in the minute, so hour and minute feel equal Why baby's and kids with missing teethes look cute, but adults not so much?
Because adults look COOL. There's a good story that goes with that gap!Why doesn't anything rhyme with orange?
For the same reason nothing rhymes with silver.Do southern belles go "ding-dong"?
Only when the wicked witch is deadIn the Dr. Suess book, why are the eggs and ham green?
It is the only color that goes with Dr. Seuss plate and table cloth color coordination (even his socks have to match his carpet at work)Why does Linda Blair twist her head in the exorcist?
Loser question I guess.Why do race cars (NASCAR) only turn left on oval tracks, never right?
Because a cloud is always on the rightWhy do watches go tick tock and not blah bleh?
Because then they would be sheep!Why does the term "bought the farm" mean that a person died?
Because bought relates to death.Why do people say they want to sleep over,instead of saying spend the night?
Because they like rolling over in bed.Why are donkeys not bright pink?
because they want their color to rhyme with their sound (bray - grey)Why do some people have supper and some have dinner?
Depends on whether you "sup" or "dine".Why do cats stare at you?
They are wondering if you're supper or dinner.
What happens when fish get out of school?
What happens when fish get out of school?
They go in the pond.Why did the money fell out the tree?
So it could land on its greenback.Why do women wear mascara and men not (usually, anyway)?
Men have a problem with their skin cells where the mascara could cause a reaction. Men can, however, build up an immunity to it by wearing it often enough.What is it that makes a cell phone vibrate?
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