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Because if they stay awake they'll turn into zombies.Why do lions have a long mane?
Because barbers are afraid to get near them.What is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
DexterityWhy does the sea look green in the tropics?
The Sea is nauseous of course! It doesn't do well with heat! Where does the sun go when it sets?
SpringfieldWhat does a rhinoceros use its horn for?
To summon the armies of the wild for its eventual takeover of the world.How are fairies born?
Because the gods have willed itHow were the heavens created?
4 eggs, 1 cup sugar...How do you spell relief?
R-O-L-A-I-D-SDo rattlesnakes shake and roll?
yes, but not at the same timeare ghosts real?
Sure, they come at night to tickle your toes.When will the Apocalypse begin?
after I post this.do you hear what I hear?
Yes, I hear everything you and your family hear, because I planted a listening device on your clothes.Why did it rain today?
Because the oceans were sick of holding all the waterWho do I know?
They come from my backyard.Why do people like listening to music?
Because talking to music and trying to make it listen to you is just plain silly.Why do camels have humps?
So that camels' fleas can have a nice landscape tooWhat is the purpose of hair?
So peoples feet have something to talk toWhy is snow white?
Because her sister is named Rose Red.Why do wolves howl?
Because they all want to win "American Idol : Wolf Edition".Why do some people bite their nails?
Because their nails taste my cheesecakeWhy don't tigers hunt in prides?
Because they don't have the inflated ego that lions do.Do dandelions roar?
No. Such a display of frustration cannot be a true reflection of their perpetually stationary existence - so they store it and explode once it cannot be contained any longer. This doubles as their method of reproduction.Are eyebrows actually sentient parasites?
Sentient yes, parasites no.Why do roses have thorns?
They're actually horns. Roses are a subspecies of rhinoceros.Why do you have two ears?
Because the third one fell off.Why did my chat program just crash?
It wasn't watching the road as it talked.Are goldfish intelligent?
Of course. They were smart enough to evolve into the world's most precious metal, weren't they??Why do clowns have red noses?
Because they all admire Ernie more than Bert.Since we have butterflies and honey bees, why don't we have jelly ants?
Because they don't stay on your sandwich!Why don't people write letters anymore?
But they do write letters. A B C D, see?Why did the dish run away with the spoon?
Because the Dish was in an arranged marriage with the Walrus.Why do clowns have such big feet?
*wink* you know what that means......Why do hailstorms only last a few seconds?
They don't have agents as good as rainstorms do.What dances do dragons do?
the smoke samba, the fire flambe, the steamy waltz, etc.why do floods happen?
The oceans are trying to reclaim the Earth.What was the best thing before sliced bread?
KnivesIf all the land was bread and cheese and all the seas were ink, what would we have to drink?
milkIf pigs could fly, what would cows do?
I think they'd want to fly too!Why are strawberry seeds on the outside?
they're afraid of the darkwhy do apples hide a star?
because the silver apples are the moon and the golden apple is the sunwhy do birds fly south?
Because it's too far to walk.Which is taller, a short giant or a tall pygmy?
An oxymoron is the tallest of all!Why are tall buildings called skyscrapers?
They seem tall enough to scrape the sky by short-sighted people.Why does a peach have fuzzy skin?
You ever seen a peach try to use a razor? It aint pretty.Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
Lol.. that's funny Ken. They are trying to tell you that you are a shithead (pardon the slang).
Why don't rabbits make any noise? (Like dogs bark & lions roar but rabbits don't make a sound)
ouch - I don't know if I deserved that answer :-)Interestingly, rabbits do sometimes grunt or snort when they're angry/upset They've also been known to purr similar to a cat or even snore when sleeping. Apparently, they can also scream. It is a horrible sound that they only make in extreme situations such as fear and pain. It is very uncommon (thankfully) to hear them scream. Amazing what you can learn with Google!
What is the third hand on a watch or clock called?
Ken wrote: "ouch - I don't know if I deserved that answer :-)Interestingly, rabbits do sometimes grunt or snort when they're angry/upset They've also been known to purr similar to a cat or even snore when ..."
Oh I'm not calling you a shithead.. just that when a bird shits on your head when they appear.. play on words.
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