I hate the fact that I joined just to vote on strawberry shortcake versus my little pony

[The Crimson Fucker]

Sweet! The it wasn’t me maneuver! + The I was drunk and I don’t know what happened maneuver… I must give you kudos for that… still it don’t matter how drunk one is… there is no excuse to fuck a woman who knows what a personal trainer and dietician is… unless some crazy/drug sex was involve in public places… if that’s the case I give you 100 apologies (not mine) but a 100 nonetheless!!!

[Manny]

Well, it's always been a secret fantasy of mine to have a fling with someone who had a personal trainer and dietician. I wish I knew whether I've now finally managed to realize it. I spent some time this morning examining the really rather disgusting sheets on my hotel bed. A lot of the stains appeared to be absinthe, but my best guess was that not all of them were.

I still have no idea where Hello! might come into this. I'm trying not to think about it too much.

[[deleted user]]

Gross! Please don't make me imagine sheets stained by you and a roofie-slipping skinny girl ever again.

[Manny]

If indeed they were. If you're curious, I've since looked it up: the champagne/absinthe cocktail was invented by Hemingway, and is called Death in the Afternoon. I can tell you that it's a pretty well-chosen name.

[Tom]

Out of curiousity Manny, how did you discover this poll? Did someone send you the link? Is there some GoodReads tool i've yet to discover that lets you search for polls? Or do you just randomly sift through groups looking for polls to answer?

[Manny]

One of my friends answered it, and it showed up in my recent updates...