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M.T. McGuire (mtmcguire) | 8051 comments Jim wrote: "well chuffed

Amazon Bestsellers Rank: #5,897 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
#9 in Books > Humour > Cats, Dogs & Animals
#72 in Kindle Store > Books > Nonfiction > Politics..."


Nice going Jim.


message 4552: by Kath (new)

Kath Middleton | 23860 comments Huge congrats! I think it's a great book. Nice to see I'm not on my own.


message 4553: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments M.T. wrote: "Nice going Jim. ..."

I must admit to being chuffed

strangely, or rather, as usual, I've sold none in the USA. Somehow I cannot sell books into the US

I'm also hoping that it'll draw people in who discover they like my writing and try the fantasy as well


message 4554: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments Kath wrote: "Huge congrats! I think it's a great book. Nice to see I'm not on my own."

have a word with the Yanks will you. Try and convince them :-)


message 4555: by M.T. (new)

M.T. McGuire (mtmcguire) | 8051 comments I will put a bit about it in next month's mail shot. My readers mostly come from ads or mailing last swaps so they tend to be international. It might help. They like comedy. :-)


message 4556: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments thanks MT,
I confess it rather bemuses me just why I don't somehow connect with Americans


message 4557: by Elizabeth (last edited Feb 26, 2017 07:34AM) (new)

Elizabeth White | 1761 comments Jim wrote: "thanks MT,
I confess it rather bemuses me just why I don't somehow connect with Americans"



Erm, maybe it's to do with subtlety. I sort of get the impression that they prefer 'full on'.

Also, I've noticed for a while on Kindle that US readers' reviews are published on the UK site, but not the other way around.


message 4558: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments yes it's been a source of irritation that the US reviews go everywhere automatically but not the others

Perhaps I ought to get a T shirt, 'Too subtle for America' ?


message 4559: by Elizabeth (new)

Elizabeth White | 1761 comments What was that song? And was it Madness?!


message 4560: by M.T. (new)

M.T. McGuire (mtmcguire) | 8051 comments Jim wrote: "thanks MT,
I confess it rather bemuses me just why I don't somehow connect with Americans"


My stuff doesn't either, really. I know, for a fact, that if I could reach UK readers as easily as US ones the rate of uptake on my books is double. It's getting slightly better now as I'm beginning to get Australasian readers and also folks in RSA who like it. But the US is the only truly accessible market, for ads etc, and yet of all the English speaking nations, it's the most lukewarm.

Cheers

MTM


message 4561: by Pam (new)

Pam Baddeley | 3336 comments Despite my resolve not to increase my Kindle TBR I've just bought Flotsam or Jetsam. Is that the first one Jim?


message 4562: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments Pam wrote: "Despite my resolve not to increase my Kindle TBR I've just bought Flotsam or Jetsam. Is that the first one Jim?"

yes, it's the first one set in Port Naain.
Because it has him arriving it is the first, but the rest are written so they can be read in any order (think the Sherlock Holmes stories)
However they were written and published in an order.

Also 'The Cartographer's Apprentice: Leave Them Wanting More is set before the Port Naain stuff, but you don't need to read it to understand what's going on in Port Naain.
Although I'd hope you liked Benor so much you bought it anyway :-)


message 4563: by Elizabeth (new)

Elizabeth White | 1761 comments I think we need a marketing campaign that goes under the heading of 'Books for Anglophiles'.

The song I was trying to remember was 'Too sexy for my shirt,' by the way - struck a chord with ' "Too subtle" on my T-shirt'.


message 4564: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments Perhaps 'books for those who can cope with the letter 'u'' ;-)

As an aside Sometimes I sits and thinks actually got up to 5897 in Kindle Store
Best I've ever done :-)


message 4565: by M.T. (new)

M.T. McGuire (mtmcguire) | 8051 comments Elizabeth wrote: "I think we need a marketing campaign that goes under the heading of 'Books for Anglophiles'.

The song I was trying to remember was 'Too sexy for my shirt,' by the way - struck a chord with ' "Too ..."


There might be something in that Elizabeth. I used to use British Humour as a keyword and it worked rather well. When search optimisation actually did something on Amazon I used to get a fair few downloads each day and they were all on Amazon uk. Now it's very hard to get traction on the home site. All my leads are dot com.

Cheers

MTM


message 4566: by David (new)

David Hadley M.T. wrote: "I used to use British Humour as a keyword and it worked rather well."

I've just added British Humour to the keywords on my funny books. So I should be a millionaire by this time next week.


message 4567: by M.T. (new)

M.T. McGuire (mtmcguire) | 8051 comments David wrote: "M.T. wrote: "I used to use British Humour as a keyword and it worked rather well."

I've just added British Humour to the keywords on my funny books. So I should be a millionaire by this time next ..."


It doesn't work anymore! ;-)


message 4568: by David (new)

David Hadley M.T. wrote: "David wrote: "M.T. wrote: "I've just added British Humour to the keywords on my funny books. So I should be a millionaire by this time next ..."

It doesn't work anymore! ;-) "


I'll still give it a go - see what doesn't happen.

Keyword search seems a very odd way to look for books to me anyway. I can't imagine many people do it that way - or do they?


message 4569: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments My problem is that because I rarely search Amazon as such.
I will look for an author or type in a book title and take it from there.
Sometimes I'll put in a word or two less than the full title to see what else comes up

But I never search by key words or whatever so I'm totally at a loss :-(


Oh and I was pondering paperbacks and decided to use book:Sometimes I sits and thinks|34367576] as a dry run, iron out problems but not actually make it into a paper back
Found my first problem. Have to have a pdf of the picture for the front cover and as usual I haven't the software to do this :-(


Rosemary (grooving with the Picts) (nosemanny) | 8590 comments What kind of file do you have? Email me it and I can convert it for you (probably)


message 4571: by David (new)

David Hadley Jim wrote: "My problem is that because I rarely search Amazon as such.
I will look for an author or type in a book title and take it from there.
Sometimes I'll put in a word or two less than the full title to..."


That's more or less what I do. Usually I know what I'm looking for before I get to Amazon.


message 4572: by M.T. (new)

M.T. McGuire (mtmcguire) | 8051 comments I would never use keywords. I buy all my books on recommendation from friends or because I get to know the author or because I see them in a bookshop and think 'ooo that looks interesting'. Most books I buy, I'm looking for.

I would seldom use keywords for anything because they're always shite and the results returned are never what I'm looking for. Which just goes to show. But some people do and if you get one of them recommending it to their friends you might be laughing.

Mind you, I always assume that the folks who use keywords to search for books are looking for the kind of shite I don't write anyway. Phnark.


message 4573: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments Rosemary (grooving with the Picts) wrote: "What kind of file do you have? Email me it and I can convert it for you (probably)"

hopefully I've achieved this and not sent it to some other bemused Rosemary :-)


message 4574: by Rosemary (grooving with the Picts) (last edited Mar 03, 2017 06:57AM) (new)

Rosemary (grooving with the Picts) (nosemanny) | 8590 comments Yes got it - should be winging its way back as we speak


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Is it now smelling of gin?


Rosemary (grooving with the Picts) (nosemanny) | 8590 comments Thoroughly soused.


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Yep - I can smell it off that post!


message 4578: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments Rosemary (grooving with the Picts) wrote: "Yes got it - should be winging its way back as we speak"

It made it and worked.
Problem is that apparently I've got the scaling all wrong, so Amazon produced a template for me to download. It claims to be a doc. document but opens as gibberish


message 4579: by David (new)

David Hadley M.T. wrote: "But some people do and if you get one of them recommending it to their friends you might be laughing.

Mind you, I always assume that the folks who use keywords to search for books are looking for the kind of shite I don't write anyway."


I suppose if you are new to a genre or something like that, it is a good way of finding similar things.

I don't think I fit neatly into any category anyway. So it is all a bit arbitrary - maybe if they had a Oddball category.


message 4580: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments Ah yes, the oddball category :-)

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/...


message 4581: by Elizabeth (new)

Elizabeth White | 1761 comments Jim wrote: "Rosemary (grooving with the Picts) wrote: "Yes got it - should be winging its way back as we speak"

It made it and worked.
Problem is that apparently I've got the scaling all wrong, so Amazon prod..."


Can't help with the gibberish, but my experience of Createspace and covers is that even with a professional cover designer - who swears they use the right scaling - is that they will tell you that you need at least a nip and tuck.
I did wonder if this could be related to their offering their own cover design service...


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M.T. McGuire (mtmcguire) | 8051 comments Elizabeth wrote: "Jim wrote: "Rosemary (grooving with the Picts) wrote: "Yes got it - should be winging its way back as we speak"

It made it and worked.
Problem is that apparently I've got the scaling all wrong, so..."


I use lightning source/Ingram. They have a longer reach than createspace and they do cover templates so you just put in how many pages you have and it makes a template which you then send to the designer, who does it for you.


message 4583: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments this was something of an experiment, just to see how the system worked.
I wasn't intending to actually spend anything on this project as there wouldn't be a real outcome. I cannot imagine the paperback version of this being viable


message 4584: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments I put it in the Lightning source cost calculator and it's too thin to be legit


message 4585: by Elizabeth (last edited Mar 03, 2017 12:56PM) (new)

Elizabeth White | 1761 comments Jim wrote: "I put it in the Lightning source cost calculator and it's too thin to be legit"

May I just say "O cows snot"?


message 4586: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments I suspect I'll have to do another and at that level it would probably be legit, I suspect you need at least 50k words


message 4587: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Waffling on for 50k shouldn't be a problem for you. :)


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Just waffle on about lesbians in fast cars for a bit.


message 4589: by Jim (last edited Mar 03, 2017 11:10PM) (new)

Jim | 21813 comments https://countrysquire.co.uk/2017/03/0...

well hopefully it'll get a few more people interested in Sometimes I sits and thinks


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Ooooh, posh!


message 4591: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments I'm hoping so :-)


Gingerlily - The Full Wild | 34228 comments Aiming for the Gucci wellie brigade?


message 4593: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments Anybody with a spare £ and the urge to read on a kindle or other electronic contrivance :-)


message 4594: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Jim wrote: "Anybody with a spare £ and the urge to read on a kindle or other electronic contrivance :-)"

As you don't, don't you feel awkward asking others?


message 4595: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments Patti (baconater) wrote: "Jim wrote: "Anybody with a spare £ and the urge to read on a kindle or other electronic contrivance :-)"

As you don't, don't you feel awkward asking others?"


I have no shame
Hard work and poverty has shielded me from many of life's temptations :-)


message 4596: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments We'll get you to come to the dark side one day.


message 4597: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments the problem with kindle is that the books I read can be more expensive on kindle! Look at a lot of academic history stuff and they can be cheaper

Taake https://www.amazon.co.uk/Seleukid-Emp...

The Kindle is £11.39 and I picked the book up for £9.99 in a sale


message 4598: by T4bsF (Call me Flo) (new)

T4bsF (Call me Flo) (time4bedsaidflorence) That's only £1.40 - so the books on Kindle that are totally free would make up for that difference in no time!! ;-)


message 4599: by Patti (baconater) (new)

Patti (baconater) (goldengreene) | 56525 comments Flo has got you there, Jim.

I should send you one of my old kindles this summer.

I could even pre-load it with a bunch of Dave's books.

You and he have very much the same taste in books.


message 4600: by Jim (new)

Jim | 21813 comments yes but the books that are free aren't necessary the ones I want. Whilst the ones I do want can be £10 more on kindle than picked up in a sale in hardback. Academic publishing is a real beggar :-(

Not only that but kindle doesn't seem to work well with footnotes, maps and diagrams

At the moment I'm working on a project and I've go a dozen or more hardback books sort of within arms reach, plus I'm constantly pulling stuff off the net to take passages from them.

http://www.attalus.org/index.html is a brilliant site
pick a century, at the moment I'm doing third century BC and you can click on a year and see what's available for each year

I've got a couple of CDs of pdfs that I really want to have time to read, I know the early kindles didn't do pdfs well.


But the biggest problem I have with reading electronically is that up until now I've never been able to relax. Because I spend so much of my time working on electronic documents, it's just work :-(
What I'm really looking for is something which I can physically plug into my computer to transfer files (or transfer files across with a memory stick) and which doesn't talk to Amazon, (because if I've got to go into the same room as the router to get wifi why bother with wifi? Not only that but our wifi is based on our broadband which is not just slow but if I'm using it, it'll slow it down for my lady wife working on the computer.) Also I want something that displays pdfs nicely.

I keep telling myself that I'll get something for novels or suchlike but my pile of charity shop paperbacks sits beckoning

I really need more time to read but then I'd stop writing :-(


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