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Jan 03, 2016 11:37PM
I'm sure you mentioned an anthology a while back. I'd read one. :-)
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Didn't we talk about one for the Gumbees?
I wonder if it was the Gumbees?To be honest I do wonder how well anthologies work to promote writers unless you have 'names' contributing
I don't think they work at all, I treat them more as a bit of fun, to be honest
Immodestly chuffed, 'One truly exceptional bowel movement' has got the 'pick of the day' and gold cherries on abctaleshttp://www.abctales.com/story/jim-web...
The poop wins every time!!
Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "The poop wins every time!!"I would like to think that it was literary genius rather than an eye catching title that won me such high esteem in the eyes of my peers.
Of course I may just be deluding myself :-(
Peers or pee-ers?
I approve of your new thread title.Good shit, Jim.
As the King James bible says, Isaiah 16:11 "Wherefore my bowels shall sound like an harp for Moab, and mine inward parts for Kirharesh."
Was that harp or parp?
Jim wrote: "Kirharesh.""I think there's ointment for that.
Crossing the threads!!
Mental picture of Jim sitting cross-legged on a cloud.
Tim wrote: "or on a pile. . ."Of dead sheep?
Was almost afraid to look in here.Now have a mental picture of Jim surfing towards fame on a large pile of ordure
I've been up to my knees in the damned stuff for years.....
Ah well, it's only when it's up to your chin you need to worry!
True enoughMind you, so far it's been responsible for the nearest accolade I have for literary merit so it's probably unbecoming of me to complain
You are married: you know you aren't allowed to complain!
That poor dog! Who does she moan to??
Yay! Does this mean I've lost the poop crown?
David wrote: "Yay! Does this mean I've lost the poop crown?"How careless!
Dropped it down the pan?
Gingerlily - Mistress Lantern wrote: "That poor dog! Who does she moan to??"She's a border collie, her complaints will doubtless be in writing
Do you own a shepherd's crook?
I have one I made for pulling sheep out of the beck. It's mild steel, has a handle twelve feet long and means that I can stand on the bank and reach across and pull them over to my side to get them out of the water
You are so cool.Reason I ask is cuz I watched a programme last night where the dude had one made.
Was really interesting how they'd flop the sheep on their back and the sheep would just lie there.
I don't think I could work with sheep. I'd be too tempted to slap them for being so stupid.
You manage to work with educational administrators? Sheep cannot be much tougher to cope with ;-)
Oi! Retired educational administrator here. Go carefully now...
Kath wrote: "Oi! Retired educational administrator here. Go carefully now..."Ah but we all love you in spite of your past ;-)
I 'll be needing a crook to pull Jim out of deep water.(Possibly this client I've been seeing this morning.)
I can get into deep water entirely on my own but getting out is a trickier business.Is your client bent enough to be a crook or so bent he ought to be a corkscrew :-)
Note, I don't think you need to answer that question
Jim wrote: "I was fair chuffed ;-)"As you should be. They're rolling in now.
Rolling in what?
So Jim has a pool of now for his readers to roll in?
I'm sure all farmers have a pool of now; it's in the farmers charter, or something.
They have a charter? What do they have in it? Maximum amounts of manure per cow, number of sheep allowed to die per day and stuff like that?
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