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Feb 26, 2013 09:06PM
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends...
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o.o What's a dweeb? xD
A nerd I guess?! It's just a nice way to call someone a nerd.
Some people bring joy when they enter a room, while others bring joy when exiting a room. Think about it.
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Gagelynn ~eyes.on.fires.~ wrote: "I'm bad and thats good!"Wreck It Ralph! I just watched that movie 2 1/2 times (and the half was in spanish)!
Funny
Here is randomness: Turbo-tastic!
Razaan wrote: "The sky is blue. =)"But - but I thought it was G.i.r!!!
Snowblue wrote: "Gagelynn ~eyes.on.fires.~ wrote: "I'm bad and thats good!"Wreck It Ralph! I just watched that movie 2 1/2 times (and the half was in spanish)!
Funny
Here is randomness: Turbo-tastic!"
Awesome!! That movie is now one of my favorites:)
G.I.R. is Extremely Cute Crazy robot from the TV show Invader Zim
Only really know him from friends - but still
... yes the sky is a weird doll thingy mabauber.
I just watched a gif of Danisnotonfire's face for a half hour. I REGRET NOTHING.
So I says to the guy. "That's not a horse, that's my wife" Haha Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. :)
"No - cats have heat cycles. They do not bleed during their heat cycle. If a cat's bleeding from their vagina, that means they have a potentially deadly infection of the uterus called pyometra, which means the first vet appointment you can get."So now we know that!
I never knew that now I know if a cat has pyometra
Chantae wrote: "I never knew that now I know if a cat has pyometra"That's not random!! Topic is random things to say lol
Gummy bears jumping into a pool of marshmallows
Donald Duck steals eggs from upside down squirrel people who use the eggs to bake apple upside down cake while secretly lacing the cakes with mind controlling devices in an attempt for world domination. *Beware the upside down squirrel people*
Panda bears suddenly are carnivores and they eat a Big Mac and then barf because it tastes terrible because McDonalds taste terrible so they go to Burger King and eat a whopper and they are happy
Can't get Radioactive by Imagine Dragons off my mind.
Anonymous wrote: "Can't get Radioactive by Imagine Dragons off my mind."Hott sex with foreign polar bears in pool of chocolate pudding while watching Miami vice reruns might help
Those fish are doing the cha cha on a twinkie while riding on the back on a tiger heading to Oz
Panda bears eating a cupcake and a double fudge cookie dough blizzard from Dairy Queen
Ummm Edward that's not Bella that's Medusa!!!! *Turns to stone* "Oh well" "Anyone wanna go to lunch"? "What about Edward"? "Oh yeah" "Ummmm Edward we'll be right back" "Don't move"!!!!
I don't have flakey skin!! I'm a snake asshole!!!!!!
"I ate the bones!!!"*kids walk in*
"Dad this is not a KFC commercial stop being dramatic we know its just the boneless chicken"
"No, I really ate the bones!!!!!"
Kids look down
"OMG! He ate the bones!"
Tator tots juggle dinosaurs for peanuts
One time I was walking through the woods and I came upon a purple unicorn. It was a gorgeous creature with a flowing silver mane. I stopped for a moment and gazed at it's radiating beauty. Then, I took my bow, aimed, and shot it. That night we feasted on rainbows and unicorn stew. That, my friends is the story of why I poop glitter and my farts smell like flowers. The end.
