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most random things to say
Yummy my cake has paper in it the best ever
round and clumsy. creaky birds. a turkey ate the moon and blew up. OH MY GOD WHERE ARE MY BERRIES?!! centipied in my pants. twerk
this made me laugh so hard i sneezed.in the middle of english class.
also;
koalas will eat your face unless you use sun tan lotion.
The dashing young dental man who is here to save you from a horrible fate is never wrong, not even if he says the sky is purple and made of hedgehogs!
The dashing young dental man who is here to save you from a horrible fate is never wrong, not even if he says the sky is purple and made of hedgehogs!
DogDogs bark, dogs sing
Bells chime, Kilbeth ring
Orannis falls to the seven
Yrael joins, one falls,
Seven they are again.
The disreputable dog
Once more, no more.
:'(
Book. Sad. House of Secrets. Will. Death. Confused!
goats are like mushrooms if you shoot a duck i,m scared of toasters
If you tell someone I ate your waffleWhich would be a sad and terrible thing
Then I would have to make another
And I would have to buy a new waffle maker
Because my waffle maker broke in the fire
And the repair guy never came
He said he would fix my waffle maker
He lied.
If you tell someone I ate your waffleWhich would be a sad and terrible thing
Then I would have to make another
And I would have to buy a new waffle maker
Because my waffle maker broke in the fire
And the repair guy never came
He said he would fix my waffle maker
He lied.
You know what is made out of water? ...Mah finger!
My toes are edible...It's ok...We can work through this together
The peanuts ate my mom while she was in the oven, she wasn't ready to eat yet and the peanuts turned into birds ate a bunny and a unicorn came to tell them that they have 7 days to to make him a sandwich but, they couldn't turn into koalas or they would die and turn into llama beans and have to feed on dog hair for the rest of their dead days so, the peanuts then looked on the interwebs cause they knew what a sandwich was but, they didn't know how to eat it and the unicorn came to eat the birds because he lied and before the birds were eaten they had carrots in their eyes then inside the unicorn the birds played a game of Card Wars BUT OF COURSE they had glasses on that were obviously made of chips so, the computer had sharpie on it and my dad came into my room to throw muffins at me and I turned into a potato and the peanuts that had turned into birds found their way out of the unicorn and came to rescue me then they turned into llamas screaming CARRRLLLL and as a potato I ate Anna's cocoanuts when she had suddenly predicted the future that the bass was gonna drop, she was wrong instead God's toenails grew out of her face and she ate poisonous glittery peanuts that killed her while she was putting on my grandma's body cream, I suddenly came to the conclusion that rainbows were going to turn into mushroom tops but, the chance of that happening was 0.01% So I took my chances and wished upon a red panda and my wish came true, everyone surprised read my book about how sharing isn't really caring so, I flew around my room (I'm still a potato) And made a mess then my medicine got mad at me for pooping on the counter right next to it's sleeping spot, killed me and I ate the birds that were once peanuts and the unicorn that had just recently died due to the fact that the peanuts came out of him and I died from eating 3 week old Chinese food inside of Anna's cocoanuts I smell like sour cream and onion chips now. That's one of most randomest things to say.
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I LOVE SUPERNATURAL!!! (Make that a scream)
My pineapple bush is in your shed
i ate a pen i pooped a dinosaur
You have a nice face. Your face is nice.
When I see rocks, I puke rainbows and I float to Jupiter.
Aislin wrote: "When I see rocks, I puke rainbows and I float to Jupiter."And when I see flowers, I melt while saying : WHY JUSTIN BEIBER, WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Once I ate my belly button lint. Is that Weird?
Once I produced milk from my nipple. Is that weird?
i might be able to find my sleazy carrot with my metal detector.
A giant glove that lights up whenever a cow moos would like to juggle a holographic blue couch with blinking neon pink polka dots squeaks in the key of C minor when you sit on it and farts in the key of A major when you get off it.
Whenever it rains in Swaziland, mosaic peaches named Ethel and Bethel juggle speckled snow shoes with opalescent stripes next to a kaleidoscopic flamingo called Mopey who hops on his beak 11 times to soap opera music sung by a holographic glove in the key of C Minor.
deleted user wrote: "I am secretly an alien disguised as a marshmallow! Sshh, don't tell anyone!"By chance, you wouldn't happen to be the holographic marshmallow that glows in the dark? If so, I'm your long lost cousin Mopey!!! The alien disguised as a iridescent bike that honks in the key of C Minor whenever someone rides me backwards up a hill at 88 mph....Remember me?
King JT wrote: "I like eating my hair!"Medium rare or well done?
Lila wrote: "My feet are wet."I wear condoms on my feet
Lila wrote: "Your fingers smell nice."My left thumb that wears vanilla scented perfume says thank you. What do your fingers smell like? I have a weakness for fingers that smell like chocolate chip cookies....that's why I'm dating Cookie Monster
A cherry opalescent Popsicle who burps every six seconds called Lulu likes to go skydiving in a lake while wearing a holographic poncho that vibrates the duct tape goggles on her head so that they rattle and hiccup afterwards at a frequency of 119 hZ
the bearded octopus jumped off a hole after scuba diving with a mosaic umbrella who is afraid of water and has a fetish for hair brushes that glow in the dark. My belly button can do the splits, and I have a double jointed eyeball that sniffs glue. Right now I am wearing tropical ice skates along with a name brand poncho made out of duct tape,velvet framed goggles made with diffraction grating film lens, a transparent kilt, and a florescent diaper around my head that blinks and meows whenever a cow moos. I don't understand why nobody wants to buy a vibrating tripod or go suntanning inside of a cave. My funny bone is a comedian and my ear drum plays the percussion in a band. My ear lobe wears a bath robe and I use my ear wax to make candles.
Ghi wrote: "Did you know that once I glued myself to the toilet with melted cheese from Louisiana which's capital is Baton Rouge ,and there was a guy there who ate 50 lbs. of hot dogs and he exploded into elep..."Ha he ho ha! I got planet napped too. Iridescent porcupines shave their backs with kaleidoscopic razors whenever a glow in the dark snowman named Theodore pokes their butts with a plastic stick. A giant suction cup humps a magnetic crutch that turns invisible whenever it picks up a radio signal at a frequency of 528 hZ. I draw smiley faces with grasshopper spit! Do you happen to know if cubicles square dance because my holographic fish seems to have 2 left fins and a pretzel writes with a low darker instead of a high lighter in a perpendicular universe that is the mirror of a mirror of a mirror image going upwards and inwards ten times +2 degrees W for every time. Do you ever look through kaleidoscopic prisms while wearing diffraction grating film glasses and look at electroplasma lamps next to holographic sheets that are reflected off of mirrors reflected off of mirrors? I also noticed that b is the horizontal mirror image of d and that p is the vertical mirror image of b....so p and d are diagonal mirror images.
I tried to write with my foot so that I could make a foot note. If I were to print my name with my foot, would that count as being a foot print? I ate may fly wings so I could fly! Why aren't there igloos in the Bahamas? I tried to tie my shoes with my mouth and got tongue tied. I wear blush on my butt so that I have rosy cheeks. I draw smiley faces with grasshopper spit! Help, I get butterflies in my stomach but can never shit butterflies out. Am I constipated with cocoons or something? I think fasting would benefit anorexic people.My hypothesis is that the inch worm, centipede, and millipede created the ruler. I call bathrooms urination station that are sometimes constipation stations and monthly menstruation stations if you have 2 X chromosomes on planet earth. polka dotted polka dots and whirlahoops of being psycoocoo and coocoonutso. There is an opposite universe someh where that sings the song Mellow Blue and people feel yellow when they are depressed and get magenta with envy or cyan when angry.
Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum, yum, yum!"
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