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Brooklynn
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Dec 26, 2012 08:25PM

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Can you believe the lies they tell that are so true as the sun is like the moon? The Daleks are frying my head in my legs on the sun of the moon.


Fair maiden, noble steed, how does the morning find you both?
-Artemis Fowl (don't know which one...)
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Oooh, that looked painful! Now lets talk about your anger management problems!
-Iron King
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Knock, knock!
Go away!
No thats not how the joke goes. I say "knock, knock," and you are supposed to say, "Who's there?"
F*** off!
Nope still wrong. Here, let me go through the whole thing so you know how to respond next time. 'Knock, knock. Who's there? Puck. Puck who? Puck who will turn you into a squealing pig and toast you in the oven if you don't get out of our way!
-Iron King


Please, what is this so-fa of which you speak?
I... did not know we were supposed to bring shovels.
Nice? We do not have this word on my planet. The closest is 'rutha'...'weak'.
Come friends. I shall thank you for my rescue by reciting the Poem of Gratitude. All six thousand verses!
please, an aardvark is some form of duck?
Yes! Today is 'Gorb Gorb', the Tamaranian festival of berading drapery... STUPID CURTAINS!
On my planet we have a word for people like you! Youre a....youre a......Klorbag Varblermelk!!!
The last time I ate a ball of cotton, it was white. And it did not taste very good.
How many okarins does it take to hogie a morflark? Fimbar!
I suggest a large pizza with pickles, bananas, and mint frosting.
Might you wish to partake of my home-made glorg?
... I have more, but later...

-Starfire
Cyborg: All right ya'all, four eyes is history, his ghoulies are gone, and we just saved the whole dang universe! Who wants French Toast?
Starfire: Oh, me please. I shall consume them with gravy and the butter of peanuts.
Observe. I am a Rorphian Zopgar.
-Starfire
(I hope you are not annoyed that I did a bunch of Starfire quotes... they are funny, though, especially on the show)