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[Taylor]

*gets up and walks away because playing dead can be dangerous*

[Sevania]

*sighs in frustration because Taylor's body would likely have fetched a great price on the Black Market*

[Taylor]

Not this emaciated thing. Plus, my kidneys are overworked so they're not worth eating.

[Sevania]

But you know how much hearts are going for these days.

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

*High fives Sev in the lung*.

[Sevania]

*gasps for breath, then pulls out shotgun and points it at Saru*

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

*suddenly teleports into a tank*. Come at me, bro.

[Sevania]

*teleports Saru out of the tank and pulls out a hand grenade*

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

*Teleports Sev to the bottom of the ocean, where she is wrapped in chains*

[Sevania]

*teleports to the top of Saru's head*

[Taylor]

@Sev

And I guess I have a big one, sooooo…I see your reasoning.

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

*Teleports to a secret location*.

[Taylor]

I'm trying to change my pic…but it's difficult. :/

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

AHH YOUR HEAD IS SIDEWAYS TAYLOR.

[Taylor]

I know and I'm fixing it ahhhhhh.

[Taylor]

YEAH I'M ON THE APP BUT CHANGING IT IS VERY DIFFICULT BUT I JUST DID IT.

[Taylor]

JK…still sideways. :/

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

Keep trying!

[Taylor]

HALLELUJAH HERE I AM IN ALL MY RECORD-SETTING ZITFULNESS

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

HAHA! YOU DID IT! YAY! I CAN SEE YOUR HAIR NOW! COOL!

[Taylor]

Lol…yeah…it cut off the hair more than I wanted, though. :D

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

HAIR IS HAIR. NOW... I NEED SOME WIGS. TO SELL. ON THE BLACK MARKET. *Grabs a pair of scissors and approaches Taylor*.

[Taylor]

*hands Saru a bag of hair*

Already taken care of. Mah mommy cut my hair a few days ago, which is why I took this picture.

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

OOHH TAYLOR IS AHEAD OF THE GAME. *Scurries off to the black market*.

[Sevania]

Ack, I missed the profile pic changing event. I like your new pic Taylor!

[Taylor]

@Sev

Me too. I wish the lighting were better (translation: I need to find a professional photographer soon because my last professional photos were with my braces on), but I do what I can.

[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

Sevania {I didn't slap you–I high-fived your face} wrote: "@Katarina. Pretty good. There's one of my family's really good friends in town and we're showing her around and stuff, my town is major tourist central, so it's pretty fun to show people around her..."

WAIT DOES THIS MEAN YOU LIVE IN A CITY POSSIBLY

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

*STARTS THINKING OF POSSIBLE PLACES WHERE SEV LIVES*.

[Sevania]

Well, I've already told you guys what state I live in. Actually, I'm pretty sure I've given you enough info to tell where I am on here. Possibly who I am.

[Taylor]

I only know what timezone you live in off the top of my head. Maybe with some digging, I could figure out what state. Then city…I dunno….

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

We all stalk each other, dont we?

[Taylor]

I live in Utah, but that's all the info I'll give you. :D I haven't even said what university I'll be attending, though if you were really smart and pieced together some of the things I've said about Hazel, you could probably figure it out.

[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

Sevania {I didn't slap you–I high-fived your face} wrote: "Well, I've already told you guys what state I live in. Actually, I'm pretty sure I've given you enough info to tell where I am on here. Possibly who I am."

*feels incredibly creepy because she knows sev's real name from her soundcloud and what state she lives in*

[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

Taylor [Relationship status: Ever inspired] wrote: "I live in Utah, but that's all the info I'll give you. :D I haven't even said what university I'll be attending, though if you were really smart and pieced together some of the things I've said abo..."

*dances around because taylor just called her "really smart"* :)

[Taylor]

Yeah, I know her real name because I'm a creep. :P

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

Utah, hmmm? *commences stalking*.

You said something about Lindsey Stirling and your college, I just have to find out what college she attended! MWAHAHAHAA

[Sevania]

I knew you knew that, Sam, and whoever bothered to click on my Soundcloud. Also, I've told you guys what state I live in in this group, I know that much, and in other groups I'm pretty sure I've given you enough info to tell who I am. Dig away!

[Taylor]

@Sam

No, you haven't figured out where I live yet. But I think you know the university. :P

[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

Taylor [Relationship status: Ever inspired] wrote: "Yeah, I know her real name because I'm a creep. :P"

I'M MORE STALKERISH I'VE SEEN A PHOTO OF HER WOOT WOOT

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

HOW?

AND SOMEONE GIVE ME A LINK TO HER SOUNDCLOUD.

[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

clues:
-he's going to school 40 mins from his house, so still in utah presumable
-he's mormon
-so i'm going with byu

[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

*presumably

[Taylor]

@Saru

Gooooooood. :D I knew that would be a big hint. Good memory.

I really don't care if you know what college I attend…there are tens of thousands of other students and the likelihood that you'll actually find me is slim.

[Sevania]

I changed it, Saru.

Also, Taylor, that was too easy, all I had to do was search Taylor Utah in this group, I found it as well.

[Sam~~ we cannot see the moon, and yet the waves still rise~~]

Saru (Queen of Bookland) wrote: "HOW?

AND SOMEONE GIVE ME A LINK TO HER SOUNDCLOUD."

THERE'S A THREAD ON HERE ABOUT OUR MUSIC AND PEOPLE POSTED THEIR SOUND CLOUDS GO LOOKK

[Taylor]

@Sam

What does my religion have to do with it? :D

[Sevania]

Well, we know Saru's last name.

[Sevania]

Sam, I think you're the most secretive person here.

[Saru (Queen of Bookland)]

BYU!

*starts crying because she wants to know Sevs real name*.

[Sevania]

If we list all the first names that start with s, will you tell us if we get it right?