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Funniest/Most Embarrassing Thing That Ever Happened to You?
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Stormy
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Apr 18, 2012 02:14PM
Yeah, you know how desperate guys get when they are locked up with all that wiener around.
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WHA???!!! why would you GIVE away what you can take for yourself Maida?!! Geezus..u people have a loott to learn..smh
I'm not giving them away technically speaking...more like taking a rest from all that *cough...* moving around! And you know what thats makes sense Stormy..in a "normal" jail! LOL...ours would probably have too many sated guys! ;p
I just realized I haven't shared any embarrassing stories yet! I just remembered some of them when I was reading about all of yours :D I'll share 2:1. One time in 6th grade, I was walking backwards trying to talk to my two best friends after school. When I was done talking I turn around and smack right into this big cement pole. These poles are all over since they hold up the awnings at my school. If I would of kept on walking backwards I would have hit my head, but no, I turned around and smacked my face. My friends didn't even warn me...
2. When I was 3 years old (keep in mind all 3 year olds have there weird moments) my mom was making underwear and socks out of these new pantyhose (I guess she thought it was cheaper that way or something...). Well I decided to take an underwear that she made and I put it over my head. (I'm cringing as I write this) Then I got up and started running around the house. I couldn't see but I knew where I was going and I thought my parents' bedroom door was open. So I turned down the hall and tried to go into their room but end up smacking into the door and falling to the floor. LOL It was so embarrassing but I was only 3!!!
That's it. I can't think about anything else right now. I don't get embarrassed that easily...
Damn! That would be funny to see. LOLI don't know if I have any more embarrassing moments that I haven't already shared. I remember some of my friends embarrassing moments though.
Okay, my friend in middle school. Her name was Tatiana but she went by Tate or her nickname was Tater, Tater-tot.....and whatever else. Well, we were walking to the carpool to be picked up after school and I was walking ahead of her and I spun around and said "Your a dictator. Get it? Dick Tater." And we laughed, me and our other friend Amanda. Tate tried to kick me but she slipped and fell. Her books scattered and her legs flew open. She had a skirt on. This creepy janitor had just came around the corner, too. And he rushed over and was like "Are you okay?" and helped her up. She was so red. OMG it was funny. She was so embarrassed. I told her that's what she gets for trying to kick people with a skirt on. She wasn't really mad or anything. We picked fun at her about that janitor all 7th and 8th grade when we saw him.
So this isn't so bad so I'll tell everyone about it. I was playing in my volleyball game and we had just rotated so I was out. The people on the other team bumped the ball and it came over to where I was standing outside of the quart. I stepped back so it wouldn't hit me. I tripped and fell over a volleyball that was sitting on the ground. Everyone started laughing on both of the teams even the parents and coaches. By the time I got up everyone was still laughing. After a while everyone stopped and continued the game, but I was still mortified and later caught someone staring at me and still laughing.
LMFAO...XD Nicole, Ever and Stormy..your stories are like replaying my life right now! :D I always trip over stupid stuff, or fall over invisible rocks...OR..run into doors and walls! LOL ;p
LOL In fifth grade, in P.E. we were playing volleyball and my best friend spiked the ball and it hit me in the face because I never paid attention. It was in front of my crush too.
LMFAO..XD!! That reminds me.....I was in gym class and we were playing basket ball. I was standing near the bench and beside a basket ball net. So, this girl tries to shoot the ball and I move out of the way so I don't get hit....and you know what happens right after that.....ANOTHER basket ball bounces right off my head!! +_+ I think it was fate...laughing at me.
OMIGOD! LOL LOL LOLI always always get hit by balls. Like Once when I was 10 I was playing football...soccer, and I also dont ever pay attention, and the ball hit the side of my head when i wasn't looking. Then a few mins later it hit me again. Smacked me right in my face! Gosh so painful. And oh so embarrassing
And then in my p.e. lessons, during basketball, my friend shot the ball through the hoop but it missed and bounced off, instead hitting right on top of my head and bouncing off. That has happened to me several times. I am known for it...>>
LOL! Yeah...I can most definitely relate! XD I'd like to think balls and pretty much every other thing hates me...but sadly NO, it's just me! I'm a Klutz!
I don't know what that is but one day in p.e. I swear I was the ball magnet for the day. We were sitting at our numbers waiting for class to start and this basketball came hurtling towards my head out of nowhere. Later on that period while we were at the park I think a bouncy ball (for wallball) hit me and then when we were waiting in the gym for class to end ANOTHER basketball hit me on the side of the head. Yeah...not a fun day -_-
Yeah...we don't have that in Canada! That looks good though! But cherry flavour...really...doesn't it taste like medicine??? O_o
LOL! It was the only flavour left...its not too bad. The best are those with chocolate chunks and balls with vanilla or toffee or banana or strawberry yogurt. I feel Sorry for you people...If you ever come England, or Europe actually, you must try these.
I dont like you two now...not fair. :(oh you know what I hated in middle school? everytime we played dodge ball I swear my but played for the other team because that was the only thing that ever got hit.
I'm going for my graduation gift :)And I haven't played dodge ball in forever! Since elementary school. I always got hit on the thigh lol It's a good thing we had a "below the waist only" rule otherwise then I'm pretty sure those balls would have been attracted to my face too...
LMFAO...XD I'm going just cause....bored I guess...XDAnd dodgeball...WOW.....I hated that game! STUPID BALLS! I always used to stand in the corner, so i wouldn't get hit...but then I was always the last one standing...and you can guess from there....=_=
YOU DON'T HAVE MULLER CORNERS IN AMERICA? :O and embarrassing stories? yehh I probably top that:
When I was in yr 9.. soo 8th grade?.. I got entered into the finals for a dance competition, and there I was dancing on the dance floor with my partner in front of around 700 people,
when my last jump went wrong and the guy grabbed me and pulled my dress and it tore wide open from my right breast down to my hips :/
and my dress required no bra.. only those binding cloth they use sometimes...
yehh I probably didn't leave my house for a month
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No we don't have Muller Corners here! LMFAO...XD That's freakin hilarious! Did everyone laugh at you!?? :D
OMG I can't believe that! I don't know what I would've done! Probably would have run off the stage but knowing me I would slip and embarrass myself even more -_- I am so clumsy it's not even funny. I trip over EVERYTHING!!!
LOOOLomg Ana is not alone unfortunately :(
for some reason I'm always doing something embarrassing in front of hot guys. When I went to France, the restaurant we were eating at had incredibly good looking staff, and one of the waiters got my coffee, only to have it accidentally spilt on his shoes by me :/ .. I'm not that good in french, so I couldn't even say 'sorry'
I blame my friend for coming up behind me and putting his hands on my shoulders... scared me to death!
LOL Oh my gosh. It's not your fault though. It's theirs for being so damn hot...they don't understand what that does to us.


