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Funniest/Most Embarrassing Thing That Ever Happened to You?

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message 501: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) Yeah, you know how desperate guys get when they are locked up with all that wiener around.


message 502: by shre ♡ (last edited Apr 18, 2012 02:15PM) (new)

shre ♡ (shreshre) WHA???!!! why would you GIVE away what you can take for yourself Maida?!! Geezus..u people have a loott to learn..smh


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) I'm not giving them away technically speaking...more like taking a rest from all that *cough...* moving around! And you know what thats makes sense Stormy..in a "normal" jail! LOL...ours would probably have too many sated guys! ;p


message 504: by Nicole (new)

Nicole (dragonbee13) | 375 comments I just realized I haven't shared any embarrassing stories yet! I just remembered some of them when I was reading about all of yours :D I'll share 2:

1. One time in 6th grade, I was walking backwards trying to talk to my two best friends after school. When I was done talking I turn around and smack right into this big cement pole. These poles are all over since they hold up the awnings at my school. If I would of kept on walking backwards I would have hit my head, but no, I turned around and smacked my face. My friends didn't even warn me...

2. When I was 3 years old (keep in mind all 3 year olds have there weird moments) my mom was making underwear and socks out of these new pantyhose (I guess she thought it was cheaper that way or something...). Well I decided to take an underwear that she made and I put it over my head. (I'm cringing as I write this) Then I got up and started running around the house. I couldn't see but I knew where I was going and I thought my parents' bedroom door was open. So I turned down the hall and tried to go into their room but end up smacking into the door and falling to the floor. LOL It was so embarrassing but I was only 3!!!

That's it. I can't think about anything else right now. I don't get embarrassed that easily...


message 505: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) Is any of that on video? LOL


message 506: by Nicole (new)

Nicole (dragonbee13) | 375 comments No. Thank God. If it was I think I'd die of humiliation


message 507: by Amina (new)

Amina | 445 comments LOL, oh wow Nicole...haha!

I get embarrassed far far too easily, cus I can get stupidly paranoid...


message 508: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) Damn! That would be funny to see. LOL

I don't know if I have any more embarrassing moments that I haven't already shared. I remember some of my friends embarrassing moments though.

Okay, my friend in middle school. Her name was Tatiana but she went by Tate or her nickname was Tater, Tater-tot.....and whatever else. Well, we were walking to the carpool to be picked up after school and I was walking ahead of her and I spun around and said "Your a dictator. Get it? Dick Tater." And we laughed, me and our other friend Amanda. Tate tried to kick me but she slipped and fell. Her books scattered and her legs flew open. She had a skirt on. This creepy janitor had just came around the corner, too. And he rushed over and was like "Are you okay?" and helped her up. She was so red. OMG it was funny. She was so embarrassed. I told her that's what she gets for trying to kick people with a skirt on. She wasn't really mad or anything. We picked fun at her about that janitor all 7th and 8th grade when we saw him.


message 509: by Ever (last edited Jul 16, 2012 06:02PM) (new)

Ever | 3 comments So this isn't so bad so I'll tell everyone about it. I was playing in my volleyball game and we had just rotated so I was out. The people on the other team bumped the ball and it came over to where I was standing outside of the quart. I stepped back so it wouldn't hit me. I tripped and fell over a volleyball that was sitting on the ground. Everyone started laughing on both of the teams even the parents and coaches. By the time I got up everyone was still laughing. After a while everyone stopped and continued the game, but I was still mortified and later caught someone staring at me and still laughing.


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) LMFAO...XD Nicole, Ever and Stormy..your stories are like replaying my life right now! :D I always trip over stupid stuff, or fall over invisible rocks...OR..run into doors and walls! LOL ;p


message 511: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) LOL In fifth grade, in P.E. we were playing volleyball and my best friend spiked the ball and it hit me in the face because I never paid attention. It was in front of my crush too.


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) LMFAO..XD!! That reminds me.....I was in gym class and we were playing basket ball. I was standing near the bench and beside a basket ball net. So, this girl tries to shoot the ball and I move out of the way so I don't get hit....and you know what happens right after that.....ANOTHER basket ball bounces right off my head!! +_+ I think it was fate...laughing at me.


message 513: by Amina (new)

Amina | 445 comments OMIGOD! LOL LOL LOL

I always always get hit by balls. Like Once when I was 10 I was playing football...soccer, and I also dont ever pay attention, and the ball hit the side of my head when i wasn't looking. Then a few mins later it hit me again. Smacked me right in my face! Gosh so painful. And oh so embarrassing

And then in my p.e. lessons, during basketball, my friend shot the ball through the hoop but it missed and bounced off, instead hitting right on top of my head and bouncing off. That has happened to me several times. I am known for it...>>


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) LOL! Yeah...I can most definitely relate! XD I'd like to think balls and pretty much every other thing hates me...but sadly NO, it's just me! I'm a Klutz!


message 515: by Amina (new)

Amina | 445 comments LOL Heyy, its okay! We can be clumsy together. KLUTZ BUDDIES!

Hahaha.....


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) OH YEAH! We should start a secret club for klutz.... :D


message 517: by Amina (new)

Amina | 445 comments Oh definitely! WATCH OUT PEOPLE, KLUTZ IS THE NEW COOL ;D


message 518: by Amina (new)

Amina | 445 comments Hey, do you have muller corners in America/Canada??


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) What are muller corners?? O_O


message 520: by Nicole (new)

Nicole (dragonbee13) | 375 comments I don't know what that is but one day in p.e. I swear I was the ball magnet for the day. We were sitting at our numbers waiting for class to start and this basketball came hurtling towards my head out of nowhere. Later on that period while we were at the park I think a bouncy ball (for wallball) hit me and then when we were waiting in the gym for class to end ANOTHER basketball hit me on the side of the head. Yeah...not a fun day -_-


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) LOL! I guess My head's not the only one that basketballs seem to love! XD


message 522: by Amina (new)

Amina | 445 comments LOL! OHMYGOD!! YOU'VE NEVER HAD ONE?!

http://www.goodreads.com/photo/user/8...


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) Yeah...we don't have that in Canada! That looks good though! But cherry flavour...really...doesn't it taste like medicine??? O_o


message 524: by Nicole (new)

Nicole (dragonbee13) | 375 comments US doesn't have it either. Not that I've seen anyway


message 525: by Amina (new)

Amina | 445 comments LOL! It was the only flavour left...its not too bad. The best are those with chocolate chunks and balls with vanilla or toffee or banana or strawberry yogurt. I feel Sorry for you people...

If you ever come England, or Europe actually, you must try these.


message 526: by Nicole (new)

Nicole (dragonbee13) | 375 comments I think I'm going to Europe this winter! I'm so excited!!


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) OH MY GOD! During my December break...my dad is planning on taking me to London!! :D


message 528: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) I dont like you two now...not fair. :(

oh you know what I hated in middle school? everytime we played dodge ball I swear my but played for the other team because that was the only thing that ever got hit.


message 529: by Nicole (new)

Nicole (dragonbee13) | 375 comments I'm going for my graduation gift :)
And I haven't played dodge ball in forever! Since elementary school. I always got hit on the thigh lol It's a good thing we had a "below the waist only" rule otherwise then I'm pretty sure those balls would have been attracted to my face too...


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) LMFAO...XD I'm going just cause....bored I guess...XD

And dodgeball...WOW.....I hated that game! STUPID BALLS! I always used to stand in the corner, so i wouldn't get hit...but then I was always the last one standing...and you can guess from there....=_=


message 531: by S. (new)

S. (sumayabooks) YOU DON'T HAVE MULLER CORNERS IN AMERICA? :O

and embarrassing stories? yehh I probably top that:

When I was in yr 9.. soo 8th grade?.. I got entered into the finals for a dance competition, and there I was dancing on the dance floor with my partner in front of around 700 people,
when my last jump went wrong and the guy grabbed me and pulled my dress and it tore wide open from my right breast down to my hips :/

and my dress required no bra.. only those binding cloth they use sometimes...
yehh I probably didn't leave my house for a month
(-_-;)


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) No we don't have Muller Corners here!

LMFAO...XD That's freakin hilarious! Did everyone laugh at you!?? :D


message 533: by S. (new)

S. (sumayabooks) Yeahh :/

and my sister recorded the whole thing, she still has it all these years later


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) OHHHHH......put it up put it up!!! I wont laugh..promise!.....at least not too much! :p


message 535: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) omg...i would have pulled his pants down to make it even.


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) LMFAO...XD Of course you would have! I would pay to see that!


message 537: by Nicole (new)

Nicole (dragonbee13) | 375 comments OMG I can't believe that! I don't know what I would've done! Probably would have run off the stage but knowing me I would slip and embarrass myself even more -_- I am so clumsy it's not even funny. I trip over EVERYTHING!!!


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) Not alone there sister! WELCOME TO THE KLUTZ CLUB! :D


message 539: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) speaking of a super clumbsy person...ana from 50 shades falling into Christians office. horrible.


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) LOL! ;p Great pick! I still have to read that series. *sigh*


message 541: by S. (new)

S. (sumayabooks) LOOOL

omg Ana is not alone unfortunately :(

for some reason I'm always doing something embarrassing in front of hot guys. When I went to France, the restaurant we were eating at had incredibly good looking staff, and one of the waiters got my coffee, only to have it accidentally spilt on his shoes by me :/ .. I'm not that good in french, so I couldn't even say 'sorry'

I blame my friend for coming up behind me and putting his hands on my shoulders... scared me to death!


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) LMFAO...XD The Waiter probably cursed you a million times over! How did you apologize??


message 543: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) LOL Oh my gosh. It's not your fault though. It's theirs for being so damn hot...they don't understand what that does to us.


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) Well said! TEEHEE..XD But the dude probably still cursed her!


message 545: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) Yeah, well, she's probably still cursing him too. She paid for that coffee. LOL


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) LMFAO..XD True..very true. Did you get the new Aiden and Daemon teasers???


message 547: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) no...i dont think so. I just read some but I've read them before.


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) Oh okay. I'm soooo excited for Deity to come out! *sigh* We still have so many days left though! D:


message 549: by Stormy (new)

Stormy (blueeyedbooknerd) yeah...I know. I'm nervous though.


Maida (Medley of Books) (maidasmedleyofbooks) Why? Cause of Seth and his evil ways....you know what I was thinking....Seth is a really well liked character and I really doubt Jennifer would turn him evil. What do you think?


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