This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
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I hate that i'm so soft...
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Tom
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Dec 03, 2008 06:28PM
...that i started a thread in this folder so that Montambo wouldn't be the only self-hating hater.
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You couldn't really find something to hate about yourself? I find that hard to believe.
I'll help, Tom. You gave "The Tao of Pooh" five stars. Now, I've never read the book, but it sounds really gay. So there's something to start with. Okaaaay.......Go.
Yeah, he hates himself because he's so soft. Never hard.
...I was referring to softheartedness. Possibly softheadedness. Not...whatever it is you might be referring to.
I thought he meant soft like the Charmin bear. Like... he's so soft skinned, all the other guys in prison just want to touch him, and pet him, and call him George.
Awwww, sweet little Tom. I betcha go around hugging folks, too!
Tom gives squishy, teddybear hugs.
It's surprisingly difficult to pry him off, though.
Eh, come on chubby, don't let them get you down.
If it lasts more than 4 hours, be sure to seek medical assistance.
Man, you people just had to turn something cute and sweet into something dirty and icky. You should all eat cinnamon buns with NO ICING as pennance.
Or use recycled toilet paper.
I'm about to go use some toilet paper. Who wants me to wrap it up and send it to them, so they can recycle it?Any takers? Come on.
seek medical assistance??? f*ck that... send them to my house.
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