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Comebacks and Corny Pick-Up lines
Lol mad funny^Guy: did it hurt?
Girl: what?
Guy: falling from heaven.
Guy: I would go travel around the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay?
Girl: But would you stay?
hahahhaa that one is a classic Deondra ;)guy: are you a tower?
girl: no, why?
guy: oh, because Eiffel for you.
Guy: Do you have heat vision, too? Because you can melt my heart with just a look.
Haha.
Girl: Phew it's getting hot in here.
Guy: Really? Maybe I should walk out since I'm so hot.
Girl: Phew it's getting hot in here.
Guy: Really? Maybe I should walk out since I'm so hot.
guy: what has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
heres oneguy:can I have directions?
girl:to where?
guy:to your heart.
what about...guy: i know its not christmas , but santas lap is always ready
my new lab partner said this to me last week in biologyguy:I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
^^^hahahahahaha, classicguy: was that an earthquake, or did you just rock my world
this was said to me about 2 weeks ago by my friend.guy:Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.
--> Was you Father an Alien? Cuz honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
this is such an obvious one.....Guy: Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you.
are you jamaican? cause jamaican me crazy.
^^^^^^^^OMG me and my freind just texted this to a guy in class todaaay!!!! funniest thing ever!!! his reply was hilarious!!!Guy:^If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
lol ;)Guy: Hey i know you
girl: o.O
guy: yeah you were at that party..
girl: o.O
guy: oh well i will just have to take you out to jog your memory.
hahahaha yeaah :)what about...?
Guy: You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.
Heaps and heaps :)What bout....
Guy: I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
oh thats good.What about
guy: Are you a cake? cause i sure want a piece of you
HAHHAHHAHAHHHAHA LOL!!! :) oooooooh this one!!!
GUY: Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy! hahaha
lol. okay heres one from a movie called tangledGuy: Somebody get me a glass, cause i found me a tall drink of water.
ohhmyygaawdd! i love tangled!!! :) but i dont remember that being in it.....
Guy: Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
lol good oneGuy: be careful not to set of any smoke alarms, cause you're smoking
oooooooh yeaaah! i remember now, i think.... :P hahaaha what another, i think ive all run out...
oooh wait i rememeber another one. someone actually said this to me at a party once. LOLGUY: What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
hahahaaha , now i think im out of ideas here...
these things are funny!!!!okay i got one...
guy:i was so enchanted by your beauty that i ran into that wall over there. so i am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
okaay i got one..Guy: can you please empty your pockets, because i think you stole something. My heart.
oh my godwait girls don't say these pick up lines do they?
b/c ive never heard one say anything like these
huh just wondering. b/c i hear guys use it all the time
In this section we are going to dicuss the corniest come back lines we can and if we can, we might even come up with some come backs lines for it. XD
I'll start!
Guy: Do you have any band aids? I skinned my knees falling for you.
Gah! I find it soooo irritating when guys rely on the commonly used comebacks. If they cared, they would not depend on the corny ones. XD