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nah i dont think weve had that one, hahah thats pretty funnywhat about;
guy: baby you must me a broom cause youve swept me off my feet
LOL
LOL, those are good.What about this one.
Guy: Girl are you a beer? Cause you're making me tipsy.
hahaaha i know right ;)LOL i heard this from a friend, he was joking around and acted shock at what someone said
he said: Of course gay's dress well, they didnt spend hiding in the closet for nothing.....
i literally died of laughter
These are rather amusing and entertaining. I'd offer up another one, but I'm all out.
uuuuuhhhmmmmmm..... yeaaah cant really think of any atm
I got one!!!! Guy: It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
Bree wrote: "Quite hilarious! :)"that was good bree
shaaaankss guys :) ill see if i can come up with another
I heard about a really funny one the other day.
It goes something like this - 'There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait! I almost forgot U R A Q T!'
It goes something like this - 'There are 21 letters in the alphabet right? Oh wait! I almost forgot U R A Q T!'
hahaha yeahh i know that one :) classic :) haha
that awesome :)Heard a y7 boy say to my friend (yr10) "I spread that rumour about us sleeping together so it might actually happen."
Me WTF???
wow that is seriously wtf... that kid lacks logic
Most of the time, rumours turn out to be nothing but lies... or a really strange version of the truth. I really do not get the kid's logic.
I heard a hilarious one that was used on one of my friends a few days ago.
'Baby, did you fart? Because you're blowing me away.'
When I heard that, I started rolling around in laughter and my friend soon joined me on the floor. Again - poor guy.
'Baby, did you fart? Because you're blowing me away.'
When I heard that, I started rolling around in laughter and my friend soon joined me on the floor. Again - poor guy.
Hahahaha OMG!!! That is seriously the weirdest.pickup line/ insult...I think. But it's creative at least.
Very creative. Except... the poor guy didn't 'pick up' any girls. Instead, he get several girls to laugh simultaneously. We were all laughing so hard. :)
Hahaha maybe that was what he was aiming for!! Because now you remember him as the funny lame guy who can't pick up girls! Hahaha so maybe his plan worked but it just wasn't the one you were thinking. Hmmmmm cryptic
Maybe... although we laughed hysterically at him for a few minutes. By the end of it, most of us were rolling around holding onto our stomachs. Maybe it did work... he's sure been a constant topic in our conversations.
Hahahaha exactly!!! See he is more of a player than you thought lol... Funny how that works
Oh, hahaha ummm read the comments above, innocent and I were just talking about what she heard a guy say to one of her friends as a corny pickup line hence the discussion group we are in hahaha
Bree wrote: "Hahahaha exactly!!! See he is more of a player than you thought lol... Funny how that works"
Myabe he is... although to my friends, he'll just be the guy who can't pick up girls.
Myabe he is... although to my friends, he'll just be the guy who can't pick up girls.
Hahahaha aww yeaaahh but at least he exists and isn't one of them guys who aren't even on your radar
"You should always try be there where you are supposed to be."
Bree wrote: "Hahahaha aww yeaaahh but at least he exists and isn't one of them guys who aren't even on your radar"
I suppose you're right Bree. At least he's gotten some attention. Bad attention is better than not existing, right?
I suppose you're right Bree. At least he's gotten some attention. Bad attention is better than not existing, right?
Hahaha yes exactly!! You said exactly what I was trying to say haha I just don't make any sense most of the time sigh
Makes perfect sense to me. *shrugs*
Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cause I see myself in your pants..(;
Hahahahahaha !!! That's a good one!!!! Hm what about,
If you were a triangle you'd be acute one
Hahahahahaha, lol. These are hilarious... with some of them being rather... well... creepy. Wouldn't you agree?
Hurl, is your dad a terrorist? 'Cause you 'da bomb!
Yeh i agreee, like this one...
Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.
Lol. I'm all out. But yeah, there are some that are just REALLY creepy.
Guy: Was your father an alien?
Girl: No why?
Guy: Because your out of this world.