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Comebacks and Corny Pick-Up lines
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Feb 17, 2012 06:14PM
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Yeah... apparently guys do.
Never had someone use it any of them on me though. :D
Never had someone use it any of them on me though. :D
maybe we should start using them on each other. instead of saying hi we could use a corny pickup line?
hahaha these are a few corny pick-up lines that I jut found, had me laughing pretty hard..If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine written all over ya.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
•Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.^^this one
•Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
okay i just found this website that has all kinds of pick up lines.http://www.pickuplinesgalore.com/
LOL!! omg i have a harry potter one, its a little inappropriate but here you go....GUY: I want to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
heres one, kind of dirty but oh well.•Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
hahahhaa thats a good onethis is such a bad one
guy: You're so hot, you must be the cause for global warming.
This one is so wrong, but its kinda funny.Hey babe- pretend my pants is France and invade them.
guy: Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
Was your father a farmer? cause you got some melons
I heard one the other day,
Guy: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Guy: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
oh my god!!! i havent heard that one like ever!! but that made me laugh out loud, even though it is quite rude, but still hilarious. i have got one.
GUY: Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Haha... I've never heard that one before.
My best friend said something very funny the other day.
She said, "Your prince charmind will come one day and he'll sweep you off your feet and ride off into the sunset with you. My prince charming? He got lost, took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions, but he'll find me... some day... and I'll be there waiting for him until he does."
My best friend said something very funny the other day.
She said, "Your prince charmind will come one day and he'll sweep you off your feet and ride off into the sunset with you. My prince charming? He got lost, took a wrong turn and is too stubborn to ask for directions, but he'll find me... some day... and I'll be there waiting for him until he does."
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you
hahaha :)this one is so corny ;)
GUY: Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?
Haha!
I've already heard that one though.
Here's another one: Girl- You must be tired, cause youve been running through my mind all day!
Also, If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eyes, live on your cheek, and die at your lips
I've already heard that one though.
Here's another one: Girl- You must be tired, cause youve been running through my mind all day!
Also, If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eyes, live on your cheek, and die at your lips
Good thing i have my library card.....cause im checking you out
Haha, I have never heard that one before.
It's awesome!
It's awesome!
okay i was going through the twilight pick up lines and this is what i found:My sister can see the future. Let me give you a clue, it’s Me + You.
these are great. So my friend(thats a girl) used this one.Guy: You feeling okay?
Girl: Ya why?
Guy: Bc you look a little hot
Girl: thats you not me.
Lol, that's good.This is one one not to use:
You've got nice veins
I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ― Marilyn Monroe.
I like this quote. It says a lot.
I like this quote. It says a lot.
I love Marilyn Monroe as well.
I read this the other day and seemed really sweet.
Why do Boys Fall in Love with Girls
(This was written by a guy)
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...
26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.
I read it on another site and it was really sweet. XD
Why do Boys Fall in Love with Girls
(This was written by a guy)
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...
26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.
A feeling.
Only felt.
I read it on another site and it was really sweet. XD
