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You know it's going to be a bad day when...
evie wrote: "Jammies wrote: "You know it's going to be a bad day when you go to let your dog in and there is a tail hanging from her mouth."Tail ?"
Mouse tail. She caught it, killed it and wanted to bring it inside.
Zardoz is in the Tardis wrote: "Jammies, she brought it to you as a gift. ;)"
No, because in that case she would have given it up when I asked. I had to trade some treats for the dead mouse.
*shudder*
The washing machine over flows on to the floor, and over the washing waiting to be washed.
Oh, crap, evie, I'm sorry. What a lousy way to start your week!
Jammies wrote: "Oh, crap, evie, I'm sorry. What a lousy way to start your week!"The morning was a stinker.
*brings evie a cup of tea and an assortment of fluffy pillows*
*gently hugs Catdoz* Are your stitches okay?
You realize you should've opted for the rotator-cuff surgery instead of the physical therapy.
Still, better than the other way around, right?
janine wrote: "Still, better than the other way around, right?"
Yep.
Yep.
You know it's going to be a bad day when:It's Monday, it's 6 a.m., your air-conditioning is out and you have to remove a dead possum from the back steps. The day is later proven to be bad when at 4 p.m. you fall down the 3 steps in your parents' concrete-floored garage and lose control of the mail and 4 gallons of filtered water you were carrying.
Phil wrote: "A squishy landing!Nothing broken?"
The mail was soaked and I sprained my ankle, but no broken bones.
Poor Jammies. Did you get your air conditioning working?
Cynthia, the repair guy did, for $110 plus another $50 for new filters. Thankfully, the city came and removed the dead possum from my trash can.
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When you have to spend the day taking phone orders from Canadians on the 4th of July. It wouldn't be such a bad day, but I have a headache that makes being on the phone no fun at all.
~Geektastic~ wrote: "When you have to spend the day taking phone orders from Canadians on the 4th of July. It wouldn't be such a bad day, but I have a headache that makes being on the phone no fun at all."I second Barb's motion... who knew we were so awful?
You're on vacation and you slip off the rear pontoon on your boat like a moron, your leg goes under the prop (engine not running at the time), which opens up a seven-stitch cut and your ass lands on the steel edge of the battery tray.
Clark wrote: "You're on vacation and you slip off the rear pontoon on your boat like a moron, your leg goes under the prop (engine not running at the time), which opens up a seven-stitch cut and your ass lands o..."Ouch?
Clark wrote: "You're on vacation and you slip off the rear pontoon on your boat like a moron, your leg goes under the prop (engine not running at the time), which opens up a seven-stitch cut and your ass lands o..."No way?!? Sorry to hear that!
When you wake up to you daughter saying "Mommy I puked all over my bed, and the floor"
Louise wrote: "When you wake up to you daughter saying "Mommy I puked all over my bed, and the floor""Oh, man... I always hated that!
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Ow!
Clark wrote: "You're on vacation and you slip off the rear pontoon on your boat like a moron, your leg goes under the prop (engine not running at the time), which opens up a seven-stitch cut and your ass lands o..."Oh nasty !
What made it worse was I just got through telling the kids to be careful.
Clark wrote: "What made it worse was I just got through telling the kids to be careful."Clark, this is just for you:
100 Riffs (A Brief History of Rock N' Roll), bless your heart...
Heidi wrote: "Clark wrote: "What made it worse was I just got through telling the kids to be careful."
Clark, this is just for you:
100 Riffs (A Brief History of Rock N' Roll), bless your heart..."
Heids:
That was incredible. Thanks!
Clark, this is just for you:
100 Riffs (A Brief History of Rock N' Roll), bless your heart..."
Heids:
That was incredible. Thanks!
Heidi wrote: "Clark, this is just for you:100 Riffs (A Brief History of Rock N' Roll)"
Even if it was just for Clark (Get well soon!), I watched it... and I've got to say that this guy was awesome! A hundred riffs played in one take - gorgeous!
Thanks for sharing, Heidi :-)
It was for everyone, but directed at Clark specifically to cheer him up (You're welcome, Clark) and also because I thought of him when I saw it. I think my jaw dropped to the floor w/ that Drop D @ Man in the Box - he made that transition seamless!
Barb wrote: "On behalf of Canadians; I apologize for making your day crappy."No fault of Canadians, lol. Since that was on 4th of July, Canadians just happened to be the majority of our callers.
It was the headache, not the Canadians that made it a bad day.
Heidi wrote: "I think my jaw dropped to the floor w/ that Drop D @ Man in the Box - he made that transition seamless!"There were a lot of transitions which made me speechless - just as if the songs were composed back then only to be played in this special order today.
You wake up and your dog looks like he lost a prizefight, with one eye swollen shut.You break your very favorite ever kogimug.
Sister Jammies!How is your poor dog? Allergies?
You are dog sitting for friends for 3 weeks out in the middle of nowhere in a very, very large house, the family for whom you're dog sitting is out in unreachable territory in Wyoming and you're only starting into week 2, and the fire alarm?/house alarm? wakes you and the dogs with a shrill sound at 4 in the morning and again at 5:30... and after inspecting the whole damn huge house, you realize the battery in the alarm likely needs to be changed but you can't reach that high, even with a ladder.Now I'm worried that something may happen to Robby or Lucy, and I'm not there because I had to be at stupid work. :(
Tail ?