I hate that I joined goodreads to discuss books and

[The Crimson Fucker]

I heard they got some kick ass cookie cutters… really cheap too!

[The Crimson Fucker]

How are the shaped?

[Matt]

A hatless Santa cookie would probably be easily confused with a Grizzly Adams cookie, huh?

[Matt]

Your comment put this in my head, and now I can't resist posting it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xtJrH...

I think the moral of the story is never trust a Jewish guy around your Christmas cookies...

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Hahahahahahaha!!!!

And that reminds me of Angela's Ashes, when Frank takes his first communion, and is horrified when he throws up, because that means he threw up the Body of Christ!

[Matt]

I'm not Catholic, but my wife is. Once her youngest brother leaned over to me after communion and said "Mmmmmmm, that's some gooooood Jesus." I thought that was a creative bit of blasphemy coming from a 17 year old.

[Félix]

I do too.

[[deleted user]]

Too bad he's going to hell.








Kidding.

[Matt]

Hee hee, you reminded me of this, Montambo...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFwk0f...

Slightly NSFW (cartoon boobage...)

[Félix]

Hell is a state of mind, methinks, and not a physical address.

[Matt]

Very profound, Larry. I just never could muster a lot of fear towards a traditional, physical Hell. One would get to hang out with Mark Twain and at least three members of Slayer, and it's a sure bet that someone would manage to sneak in some beer. How bad could it be?

[Félix]

Really!