A whole new level of stupid

[Reads with Scotch]

I had to put green bananas in a brown paper bag, and staple it shut. Why would I do this, and why does this require its own classification of stupid. Because I had to do this today to convince someone that “green” bananas turn into yellow bananas.

This started because said dumbass was complaining that we only get “those green bananas” on station. So I said wait a week, and they will be yellow. He looked at me like I told him sol was ice. Flat out refused to believe it. So green bananas in a bag. Next week I will watch his head explode. Never under estimate the level of stupidity that is present in our society today.

[Dave]

Why are you even bothering? I think this guy's problems run deeper than not knowing about ripeness.

[[deleted user]]

Has he never had a banana in his home? I don't get it. He always has eaten the green bananas before they turn yellow?


I just hope the green bananas in your bag aren't actually the kind that turn into brown bananas. Those are completely different.

[Reads with Scotch]

I know right I am dumbfounded. I just don't get it. I keep asking myself, "how did this life form survive to adulthood?"

[Reads with Scotch]

He is our terdonator by the way. (The port-a-john guy)

[Dave]

A pot-a-john guy in Fairbanks, AK? See what I mean? He's got much bigger problems.

[Tom]

Did you ask him if he ever wondered why no one sells the black bananas?

[Lori]

Haha, it will be a magic trick!

[Dave]

I'll take the smaller paycheck and the metaphorical to the real.

[Lisa]

Or an apple in the bag. Ethylene gas! Then you can explain that green bananas are a different species of banana, but you know this magic trick whereby magic elves come and replace them with yellow bananas, but the elves eat apples, so you have to put an apple in the bag to lure the elves.