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Reads with Scotch Something has just occurred to me. I love the name Gretchen. It doesn't sound attractive, but I think it is. Don't know why but I do. I Hate that. I should find the name Lexi or Anastasia or something attractive... but Gretchen. Ugh what the hell is a matter with me...? I hate that I wanna do Gretchen’s…


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Yay! Nick is not morose, today!

I know what you mean about names. I don't know if I'm attracted to particular names as much as I'm unattracted to others. No offense to anyone out there intended, but the name Clint is very un-sexy. I'd list others, but I'm already leary that I've offended a Clint out there.

P.S. I saw someone paint the windows of their minivan to say, "Jaysun is 2!" I hate alternative spellings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Reads with Scotch TLA= tender lesbian affection?


Reads with Scotch or tough lesbian affliction :P


Reads with Scotch The bad names: Kate, Katherine "kat"
Susan, summer, winter (seasons are not names, there seasons)

My hate is pure and true. I once was commiserating with a women, and things were going pretty good. Then she told me her name. So I showed her what the back of my shirt looked like. Classic Nick moment.


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Nikki Boisture I'm a lurker/sometimes poster on a blog to discuss baby names and naming habits in general. Because I'm a huge dork. We refer to the names like Jaysun as kre8ive spelling. laaaame.


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Especially when it's a compound word. Bird sun!


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Marie, that Maggie comment was cold. I don't mind a store being named QwikMart. I just think a child shouldn't be given a stupid name like Jaysun.

Marie + Maggie = soul mates who are going to watch soap operas together while exercising on stationary bikes.


Reads with Scotch Ewww FACE!



So for the record this means I was right... Tender lesbian affection?


Reads with Scotch It means in your face.

Burn

You've been punked


But stop procrastinating, was I right? What is the big mystery.


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True Love Always. Duh.


Reads with Scotch Oh now that is just lame.


Reads with Scotch I like mine better, of course.


message 14: by [deleted user] (last edited Nov 06, 2008 01:45PM) (new)

It's a gradeschoolism. You wrote it on notes and pee-chees. Nick + Office Troll = TLA.


Reads with Scotch My fist and Montambos face= Gory masterpiece.


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I've been punched in the face before. The scar tissue gave me a dimple, so I'm pleased. Bring it.


Reads with Scotch Your face would look like hamburger if I did it... So I never would, besides you have boobs so... again I can't.


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Thanks for the boobs, Irish aunts!


message 19: by Reads with Scotch (last edited Nov 06, 2008 02:09PM) (new)

Reads with Scotch Gotta watch out for those Sarah's' I hear they are off their rocker, and enjoy "Cuddling" ::shudders::


message 20: by Mario (new)

Mario I WONDER WHAT THE RESPONSES WILL BE...


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Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments A pissy Marie - also very original.


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" besides you have boobs so... again I can't." Not to belabor the obvious..but doesn't everyone?





Reads with Scotch It has been recently discussed Mumbles that your man boobies were lacking so, no, Not everyone has boobies.


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No. Everyone does not have boobs. There has to be a name for those things that arrive where there once was nothing.


Reads with Scotch Men have the short list of the body nomenclature list. We have pecks.

The female list all across the board is much longer. I believe this is why women are so complicated and hard to understand. You have to keep track of too much shit. As per this particular discussion you have:

Mt. Cleavage
chest
breast
Boobs
Boobies
Ta-ta's
tities
puppies
twins
headlights
melons
cantaloupes
jubblies
jiggle joy's
airbags

and in Pamela Anderson's case Enough synthetic materials to rebuild silicon valley in the event of a "Mega Disaster".

This isn't even the full list.


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Ike (ispang) herehere! I could never date a jessica because of the whole sibling thing.Hate meeting hot jessicas


Reads with Scotch maybe that is the draw. I really don't know where my personal fixation has developed... but I like it... what do you think the wife would say If I asked her to change her name?



totally kidding!


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Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments The name Heidi has always been good to me. Ever since the first one I met (who side-stepped my advances at the age of eleven), they've usually been attractive. Of course, that name also has the sexy beermaiden factor working for it.


Reads with Scotch I guess I can loosen up my standards and accept a Helga, or a Sonya and I think I want to scalp, Rusty's Heidi... Just remembering Heidi from home improvement... you know before all the plastic surgery.

Then there are the classic hooker/pole dancer names:
Zoe
Natasha
Elisa
Mia


Hrmmph! names who needs them, I'll just start referring to everyone by their SSN.

Citizen 324-56-9871 front and center.


message 30: by Daniel (new)

Daniel Quit talking about me.


message 31: by Mario (new)

Mario you are but the faded urine stain of society


message 32: by Mario (new)

Mario you are but the faded urine stain of society


message 33: by Mario (new)

Mario you are but the faded urine stain of society


message 34: by Mario (new)

Mario you are but the faded urine stain of society


message 35: by Mario (new)

Mario you are but the faded urine stain of society


message 36: by Daniel (new)

Daniel but am I the faded urine stain of society?


message 37: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Nick, this guy's i.d. doesn't check out. I think he got it out of a Cracker Jacks box. Time to bounce him out of here before we lose our license.


message 38: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Relax Vicki,

Sit down, have a little bit of the hair of the dog that bit you, and you'll feel right as rain before you know it.

Just out of curiosity - where the hell do you live, that it's still morning - Hawaii?

No, don't get upset - relax, maybe a little Ibuprofen.


message 39: by Rusty (new)

Rusty (rustyshackleford) | 2198 comments Carry on, then.


Reads with Scotch There I cleaned Mario's mouth out with a revolver. Happy?


Reads with Scotch Anything else I can do to accommodate anyone? Anybody... no ok.


How are you today, Donna?


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