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I hate cigarettes.
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Nov 01, 2008 03:18PM
Sure, they make me look cool and smell good. But last night I smoked too many after not smoking for a week and today I feel like I've been poisoned. Because I have.
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Um, they don't actually make you smell good, Sarah. Or look cooler than you already are.
And they give me good breath and they don't cost much.
I like women who smell like cigarettes. Cigarettes and lavender. I believe Carl Sandburg defined poetry as the synthesis of cigarettes and lavender.
Don't listen to that blasphemer Montambo. Smoking is great!.
I don't know, Nick. I feel horrible today. I think it's because I haven't been smoking much at all, lately, and then last night I had about 15. I'm supposed to go to another party, tonight, and I feel like dying, that's right--dying.
Thanks for the boost, Dave. I'll go put some lavender in my hair.
Thanks for the boost, Dave. I'll go put some lavender in my hair.
You don't feel that way because of the smokes, you feel that way because of all the booze and candy.
'Fraid not. I can definitely handle four porters, which is all I had. I didn't really have any candy.
I appreciate your loyalty to the smokes, though, Nick.
I appreciate your loyalty to the smokes, though, Nick.
Oh I am completely devout. Unfortunately.
Don't listen to him, Sarah! Nick is under cigarette's evil sway. He's just repeating what the cigarettes are whispering in his ear.Cigarettes aren't cool, they're gross. They are poison, and they give you premature wrinkles and yellow fingers. Yuck.
I hope you use some good whitening agent on your teeth, because nicotine stained teeth are gross.
That's what I love about smoking: the glamour.
I look like this when I smoke:
Except with a beermaiden costume.
You look like that NOW, but you'll end up like this: 
You could just hold the cigarette, unlit, and smile like that, Sarah. You'd be just as charming, and think of the money you'd save!
Okay, my plan is to go to the party tonight and not smoke one single cigarette. At a party! That would be an amazing feat. I promise I'll be honest with y'all tomorrow.
Get a drink with a straw in it, Sarah, and then hang on to the straw and use it to flourish and gesture with.
Nick, the thing is, I know I whine about smoking here from time to time, but I'm not really a heavy smoker. Or even a daily smoker. The reason I whine about it is because:
a. I usually binge smoke while drinking and feel like shit the next day.
b. I can go a week or so without smoking and it's not a problem, so I feel like an idiot that I'm still smoking at bars and stuff because since I'm obviously not addicted, I should be able to.
c. I had a life plan to quit by the time I was 30 and now I'm 32.
a. I usually binge smoke while drinking and feel like shit the next day.
b. I can go a week or so without smoking and it's not a problem, so I feel like an idiot that I'm still smoking at bars and stuff because since I'm obviously not addicted, I should be able to.
c. I had a life plan to quit by the time I was 30 and now I'm 32.
whats a few more years then... Just wait until you get your O2 tank, that should push you over the edge into quiting for good.
Cigarettes are disgusting. Replace them with chewing tobacco or cigars.
or a crack pipe - that will satisfy the oral fixation, too.
Take up running. I was right where you are at that "Oh, I'm not a smoker," two-a-week, bum-them-off-your-friends, binge-at-parties for about a year and a half. I'd found it real easy to "quit" down from two or three packs a week, but those last social cigs just didn't want to die.Then I started running and I never smoked again. A) because if you smoke and run I think your heart and lungs would just explode. And B) I just stopped wanting cigarettes.
Though as an ex-smoker, I have to agree -- cigarettes do make one look sexy and damn I miss nicotine. If smoking wouldn't kill me and destroy my lung-capacity, I'd take it up again in a heart-beat.
That is a good idea, Chris. It would be awesome if I were a runner!
Did you join THC just to save my life? What a pal.
Did you join THC just to save my life? What a pal.
No smoking! It wasn't hard, though, because it was a decidedly un-smoking party, unlike Halloween night, which was wall-to-wall smokers. It also wasn't difficult because I still feel poisoned.
Cigarette hangovers are worse than alcohol hangovers. Ugh. Poor Witchy Woman...
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