I hate when a day feels like another…

[The Crimson Fucker]

A hard feeling to explain… but I feel like today is Sunday… and that sucks!

[[deleted user]]

Do some Saturday stuff quick!

[The Crimson Fucker]

what is saturday stuff???

[[deleted user]]

Don't you have a Saturday routine? You seem like the routine type. As per my Saturday routine, I'll be logging off in about twenty minutes and heading to town for coffee.

[Reads with Scotch]

repeat your masturbation sequence.

[The Crimson Fucker]

Tambito’ my days off change every week…. I don’t have a routine for everything… on my days off I do a schedule and I stick to it… but that’s it I’m not a “routine person”

[[deleted user]]

Let's head out for hangover breakfast. I want crepes with berries and whipped cream.

[The Crimson Fucker]

That aint hang over breakfast (*cough* mangu * cough* mangu) i’ma go take a shower a work in a couple of hours

[[deleted user]]

Wear your Saturday underwear.

[The Crimson Fucker]

i like to go freeballing on saturdays =)

[Reads with Scotch]

Do you free ball no matter what type of pants you are wearing? I only ask because there are types of pants that "could" be comfortable to freeball in... but then I think about jeans... eh, dude put on some boxers. They make nice silk ones.

[The Crimson Fucker]

I’ve done some freeballing on jeans… I didn’t find any discomfort on it… the other day I was on my way to work and I was freeballing… when I got out it was really cold and windy… dude usually when I freeball I always make sure that the beast is contained before I got out… and now I know why… that was cold!!!

[Reads with Scotch]

The beast...? Oh you mean your two inch killer.





killer of good times that is :D

[The Crimson Fucker]

Actually my penis in America is larger than average… so fuck you! You know what instead of going and fucking yourself why don’t you humor me… tell me a joke… like the size of your penis…?

[Reads with Scotch]

Actually fizzle the only place where your 2 inch killer is larger then the norm would be Asia.

As for the size of my ride... well there has never been a device made that is large enough to encompass it... so you may have to wait until nanotube construction is perfected before I give you an accurate measurement. The construction of a device that big will require construction in vacuum, and with extremely strong materials.

Jeez fizzle I thought you knew, They call be the nanny splitter for a reason.

[Reads with Scotch]

Besides I think your penis is larger in America mainly because of our beautiful women. Everyone penis is larger in America. Our ladies practise proper hygiene and plastic surgery.

[Reads with Scotch]

by the way how big is it when your not in America?

[Dave]

Too bad the Seth and Alfonso show is on permanent hiatus. The Nick and Alfonso show just creeps me out.

[Reads with Scotch]

That can happen.

[The Crimson Fucker]

I miss seth =-( and I hate that he refuses to talk with me !! oh god I’m depress today! My jacket!!!!