I hate that I can't celebrate my favorite holiday the way I want to

[Reads with Scotch]

Sabotage your own show, ensure you get booed off the stage then you can go home hand out candy and wallow in self pity. It will be great!

[Reads with Scotch]

Congrats on the gig... I must have missed something somewhere, I was under the impression your band split up.

[[deleted user]]

You can still carve the pumpkin and be that beloved house that tests kids morality with the basket of candy out front with the sign that says "just take one, please" :D

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Throw candy into the crowd, KD. And then, end your segment of the show by smashing some pumpkins, instead of your guitars.

You probably shouldn't light anything on fire in the Capital Theater, though - I'm sure it's a tinderbox just waiting to go up.

[[deleted user]]

Have fun, KD!

[Reads with Scotch]

You could take the test of morality a step further... next to the candy bowl you could have a bowl of razor blades the sign reads: take one of either.

perhaps with a little co-operation we can lend some truth to the urban legend.

[Tom]

NOOOO!!! No smashing pumpkins! I *hate* billy corrigan's whiny voice.

[The Crimson Fucker]

so... how was the show?

[Reads with Scotch]

Pumpkins to bulky to toss from the stage?