I hate that Linens 'N Things is going out of business

[Tom]

Where will i go now when i need things?

[[deleted user]]

Things R Us
Thing Meyers
Thing Lots
Thing-Mart
K-Thing
Thinget

[Reads with Scotch]

Sometimes it is good when companies go under. This is one of those times. Come on, Tom, be a real man. Need a new bed set, go to NAPA and buy a bulk box of shop cloths, duct tape them together, problem solved. Need a new shower curtain, go to Lowe's/home depot/ local home improvement store and get yourself a blue tarp, problem solved.

This would be a good time to inform you that my wife buys everything for the interior of the home, I have little say in the matter. I guess she doesn't hold the same appreciation for the scratchy sweet embrace of my shop cloth blanket, that I do.

[Rusty]

Yes Nick, my wife also shut me out of that whole process early on. It probably has something to do with our first apartment. When she saw it furnished (by me) for the first time, after the honeymoon, she didn’t seem to appreciate the crate I was using as a coffee table, the lawn chair at the dinner table, etc.

[Reads with Scotch]

Huh? Did you say something Montambo?

[[deleted user]]

I'm going to go change my vote on the poll, now!

[Reads with Scotch]

Oh that is soooo awesome! That is a great poll. Thanks for all the praise Montambo. I never knew you thought I would b such a good choice.

[[deleted user]]

Just so you know, I initially voted yes, you punk ass pipe boy!

[Reads with Scotch]

:D And now it is a decisive yes. Much better.

[Tom]

Dammit, did i forget to turn on the flashing neon sarcasm sign again?