It Came From the Internet

[Hazel]

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[Mathew]

Just finished my decorating too,

[Hazel]

thats just disturbing, I don't think I could take a dump into santas mouth...

[Hazel]

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[Melki]

Isn't the portal tree awesome? I'm SO tempted to do that somewhere in my house!

[Melki]

This Oatmeal item kind of sums up all the frustration I felt when doing my holiday shopping online:

http://boingboing.net/2012/01/04/how-...

[Melki]

What if Randy Newman wrote the theme song for We Need to Talk About Kevin:

http://boingboing.net/2012/01/08/if-r...

I smell Oscar!

[Mathew]

I'm goint to go with 'wrong' to describe this...beam me up.

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[Melki]

At least he's smiling...

[Sam]

How sorry do I feel for that action figure...

[raya (a little mango)]

I am fond of that Christmas portal tree. Speaking of holidays: has anyone else seen Drewtoothpaste's Christmas video on YouTube? It's a couple years old, but I still like it.

One of many things I have discovered on Tumblr: David Thorne makes missing cat posters.

[Melki]

There's always room for Jello:

http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2012...

I like the list of ingredients you can add. Horseradish and onion juice. Onion juice?

[Melki]

I LOVED the cat posters.

The Christmas video was certainly in keeping with the true spirit of the holidays. As Tom Lehrer once sang, "Angels we have heard on high, tell us to go out and buy!"

[Mathew]

That Jello post was weird...Jello is weird to begin with. Then when you see marshmallows or fruit added it's even stranger. Other than onion juice, the worse is when you add milk!

[Hazel]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ntDYj...

[Melki]

Best looking ewok I've ever seen! And I loved the imperial walker.

[Melki]

Knock-off brands:

http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2012...

It's good to know that Big Americans are crispy outside and soft inside.

[Mathew]

Oh those Big Americans...

We once got a bunch of baby clothes and some had sayings on them that didn't make much sense, as if they were bad translations.

One had a bunny on it, I think it was supposed to say 'Funny Bunny', but instead it said 'Funny Rabbit'.

[Mathew]

Ah, nothing like a nice cuppa at work.

[Lori]

Heh, heh, heh!

[Hazel]

oh, if we're on that track:

[Mathew]

What is he reading?

[Melki]

That's what I was wondering...
You'd think it would be Empire Digest or Vixens of Tatooine. Maybe Imperial Times...

[Mathew]

I thought it was May/June The Force Be With U?

[Hazel]

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[Melki]

Oh, that is just wrong on every single level.

[Melki]

http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2012...

[Mathew]

Wow, the internet is a strange place eh?

[Mathew]

http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/0...

Oh, the problems in Germany!

[Melki]

I never heard sauerkraut referred to as a "delicacy" before, but what a smelly, smelly mess.

[Melki]

Here are some of the most bizarre Valentines I've ever seen:

http://mitchoconnell.blogspot.com/201...

"I'll NAIL you yet, Valentine!"???

I'm pretty sure I actually received some of these back in elementary school when we had to give a card to each classmate. (Whether we liked them or not.)

[Melki]

There's always room for Jell-O, part II:

http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2012...

Now that's good eatin'!!!

[Mathew]

Who knew it was that easy to put a gun rack in your Toyota?

http://blog.makezine.com/2012/02/27/y...

It's amazing how creative people can get eh?

Mmmm, jello with 'kitchen treasures' (was watching an old Julia Child tv episode and she likes to add 'kitchen treasures' aka leftover turnips and such into her soup du jour)

[Melki]

Wow! And he didn't even use duct tape!

[Melki]

One woman's "kitchen treasure" is another woman's compost.

[Melki]

I know we've previously discussed weird book titles, but I did not know they actually hand out awards to for the wackiest ones - http://boingboing.net/2012/02/28/cook...

I think The Great Singapore Penis Panic and the Future of American Mass Hysteria is pretty hard to beat!

[Melki]

Hmmm...guess who placed this obituary?

http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2012...

[Melki]

Gardening humor:
http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2012...

[Mathew]

Melki, you find the strangest things...

[Melki]

Just lucky, I guess...

[Melki]

Continuing on with our scary Jell-O salads theme:

http://boingboing.net/2012/03/02/cthu...

[Hazel]

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[Melki]

Do you get the feeling he wasn't supposed to park there?

[Hazel]

http://procatinator.com/

[Mathew]

http://blog.makezine.com/2012/03/05/a...

In case you have a mouse problem?

[Melki]

Now if only Raya can figure out a way to release the mouse into her spying neighbor's apartment...

[Hazel]

[Mathew]

Engage - awesome!

Wonder if the replicator made that ring?

Earl grey anyone?

[Hazel]

[Mathew]

The latest 'viral' thing to hit the net. A restaurant review of an Olive Garden.

http://www.grandforksherald.com/event...

I'm hearing about it all over the place, and I just don't get it?
The review is fine...although it almost sounds like a joke, but, then I think it's an 85 year old from a small town.

It actually reminds me of my Grandmother. She lives in a really small town and we went to visit her once. She was raving about this new restaurant in town that she wanted to take us to. It had the best pizza. Turned out it was Pizza Hut?
Guess us sophisticated city folk take chain restaurants for granted?