I hate how my friend keeps asking me stupid questions…

[The Crimson Fucker]

Ok he is sitting next to me while I try to win this poker game… and he keep asking me… have you fuck a black chick? (yes) Asian chick?( a quarter Japanese counts?) Would you fuck tyra banks…? (no) Would you do Jessica Alba? (yes) Would you do drew Barrymore…?(yes) Lucy Lu? (yes) what about a Porto Rican have you fuck one? (no) I’m writing in front of him and he just don’t get the signals… omg I don’t know about who he talking about but he making some sort of impersonation of her… who is Toris Spelling… for some show… I don’t know!!! Wait he ran out of people he thinking of more chicks.. Early he was asking me if I could have any car in the world what would it be… (BMW Z4) Tina turner… (no)Michal Jackson? (hell no!) (according to him he counts as a chick) Madonna (not the young one but Madonna today (sure why not)) ok he realized and he is trying to throw a couple of good ones… Tracy Lords… some famous porn star according to him, Jenna Jameson… he says he won’t do her cuz she is normal looking, jasmine Sinclair… he got nothing.. That’s it… his kind of drunk and all I’m drinking is some freaking terraflu!!! Wait!! He said Jennifer Lopez!!! She like yeah.. Hot… Meg Ryan even tho he says she got no “tetas” at all, dyne keyton…


Wait now he is throw some sort of fictional charaters… female robocob… super woman, cat woman, Aqua girl (but you’ll have to do her underwater) the chick with 3 TTs from total recall… he says you could play mini tiny miny moe (or something like that I don’t know… )what TT would I suck would I fuck a cyclop woman? Ok now I joined the game… Aeon Flux chick… (the one from the cartoons… she could do some crazy shit with her legs!!!) Elektra… (neither of us would) Mary Jane from spider man… (yes) , ok I’ma stop here… this is so sad!!!!!!

[The Crimson Fucker]

Omg now he is pretending that he is fucking Yoko Ono (or whatever her name is) cuz in this fantasy he is high and pretending to be fucking Jessica Alba… who is Punkey bruster or something like that… and why is he talking about fucking her…

[Dave]

[Dave]

But I'm guessing he was talking about her now:

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[The Crimson Fucker]

Ermmm he didn’t know she was hot now… (He was making a sick joke… when hanging with my people you should expect that =) but he is really pleased that she is hot now…



I just said fuck the Theraflu warning note of not mixing alcohol with it… me want beer!!!!

[[deleted user]]

That guy sounds amazingly lacking of any appeal whatsoever.